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Baaaased
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Baaaased
Slightly differs from the actual comic, though.
"Give birth to Spring itself" and "hang on, Spring" vs "give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here"
And ends with TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM
Methinks it was generated. Shame.
I got the comic and the Alt Text from this mastodon post which specifically says the author does the alt text himself. I couldn’t find evidence of that though I didn’t look tooooo hard…
Hmmm, maybe they were going off an earlier script *shrug*
Entirely plausible.
It also says he's a "normal human teenager," which he clearly is not.
What better way to symbolize shagging in a kid-friendly way than an egg hunt? Look at all those little sperms go, trying to find the egg as quickly as possible after all being released at the same time?
I love the passive-aggressive move of Ēostre intentionally getting Becky's name wrong
Vicky had it coming tbh…
That's not even a checkout line, so the man behind Spring is just there to watch the drama.
Think of all of the millions that Christians butchered over this... then, they destroyed every single trace of any other religion, erasing centuries of cultural history.
Today, Catholics alone own over 170 million acres of land, much of it stolen from those same people, and they enjoy tax-free status all over the world. Horrifying.
"normal human teenager" hmmmmmmmm
Was eoster really worshipped? I thought they were just made up.
Fun Fact: They're all made up.
🤣.
This will sound insensitive but I look at the Bible like I look at Harry Potter or Lord of the rings.
Be careful saying things like that, you might summon the wrath of the zealots upon yourself. Lord of the Rings fans are not to be messed with.
Nah. The bible is more like Robin Hood or Asterix.
The Bible is more like of you took HP, LotR, and 20 other series and mashed them together.
the bible has multiple books of fanfic
The mormon dlc is all fan service
Its all fictive.
There's some evidence Eostre (or Ostara, Austra, definitely Aušrinė in Lithuania) was worshipped, but the evidence is scant and mostly based on linguistic reconstruction by Grimm in the 19th century. There is evidence of votive offerings to the "Austriahenae" (a collection of matron goddesses) discovered in 1958, but little else.
Without checking, I think it's only called Easter in the UK, everywhere else in Europe uses a derivation of passover
Pretty sure the German "Ostern" has the same root. As I understand it, Passover is a completely different (Jewish?) holiday?
My family celebrated both Passover and Easter for a few years. We were not Jewish, although we do have some distant Ashkenazi ancestry.
There was a trend for a while for people to "prove" their devoutness as Christians or Catholics by celebrating Jewish traditions because they gave rise to Christianity. It was weird
Well, they're religion is centered around a Jew. If you want to do as Jesus would have done then you celebrate the Jewish traditions.
I mean, it was very performative and it felt more like a novelty with how shallow it was. That's what was weird, there wasn't respect towards the traditions or an attempt to gain an understanding of the history of the faith or closeness with god.
I suppose looking back all of the traditions we practiced felt performative lol
When Jesus (a Jew) celebrated the last supper it was the passover holiday, so called the last supper because He would be arrested and crucified soon after
Colonial ambition of the bad tea people showing once again.
Not like parts of Germany weren't ruled by their monarchs in the past.
/s
Passover is a Jewish holiday.
UK is not a Jewish country so the two holidays are unrelated, but obviously a lot of different cultures are going to celebrate the days getting longer again so it's not surprising that there are multiple different holidays that are all celebrated at the same time. Also of course the Christian church overwrote a lot of pagan holidays so Easter being celebrated when the days get longer tracks even though that's not actually what the celebration is about.
I'm not really sure what the egg laying rabbit is about though.
In my language it means "meat taking" or "taking of the meat".
That makes sense because it was traditional to not eat meat during lent