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[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agree Pete Hegseth, these snowflakes made fragging their commanding officer too hard!

Now they can customize their own firearm of choice for the job. gunpoint spamton

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hegseth genuinely seems to believe these rules only exist because of woke and not because they were written in blood. What an idiot.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Love this honestly. Gonna be so much fash on fash violence you won't even believe

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

antelope-popcorn

I got my popcorn ready.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Agreed. This is going to be amazing.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've shared a few times about this. A string of unrelated murders around my barracks happened before I left. All of them were because people were drunk. There's going to be weekly shoot outs on every base in the country. Fucking insane.

[–] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Unlimited blue on blue fire onthe Yankee terrorists

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God really did send these bozos to end American hegemony huh?

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah! I forgot a bunch of the cabinet and VP etc are all living on US bases now.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

This scene is exactly what came to mind for me

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[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Obviously I don't really care about our military installations being secure and all that because I hate America and our armed service, but this is fucking idiotic.

I have a lot of friends who are veterans (anti-war vets, tbc). There's a reason servicemen aren't allowed to just carry guns all over the place and military installations are guarded by armed military police. Armymen (and women) are fucking psychos. When they aren't drunk they're strung out on coke, they have the attitude of fratboys trained to kill and worshipped by their entire country. The only thing keeping the average military base from devolving into a shooting gallery is the fact that the only people with guns on premises are on-duty MPs.

P.S., this is one step closer to my personal wish-list: Trump passing an Executive Order guaranteeing the right of people to bear arms at work.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not only that, but having to check out a gun and report why is going to stop a lot of people to shoot themselves out. Expect a significant rise of suicide inside military bases

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Expect a significant rise of suicide inside military bases

It's already particularly bad at recruit training. Basically every unit has at least one person try it in the first couple of weeks.

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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

geordi-no Dishonorable discharge

geordi-yes Accidental discharge

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Countdown to gang gun fights on a US base? Is this on polymarket yet?

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The American gang grafitti found in Iraq during the occupation is one of the most disquieting things I've ever read about

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

RIP to literally everyone stationed at Fort Bragg

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a military base. There are armed guards at the gate and all over the place. there's no reason for this.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's a drunk American soldiers god given right to defend himself from another drunk American soldier with the god given right to defend himself

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[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The troops don’t need mental health woo woo because real men don’t cry. They aren’t weak sissy’s who need a hug.

What they need is whiskey and firearms.

[–] Lenins_Dumbbell@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Hopefully American military bases become a far worse versions of American schools

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

Do this then institute a draft.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol. Fuck yeah. Something extremely cool is going to happen

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Bring your the-doohickey to work day. Every day.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

american soldiers will now have the opportunity to do some of the funniest shit ever

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

All this focus on individuality is definitely what you want in your military

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 days ago

hell yeah

incoming yankkkee wehrmacht mass shootings let's fucking go!

lets-fucking-go

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah, PvP zone

[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

Hegseth wants to be the warlord chief of Ft. Bragg

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

Excellent idea Mr. Secretary, let the psychos rip each other apart

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Maybe it wasn't JDPON Don, it was Hoxaist Hegseth all along.

operation first part of full meta jacket

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

Yes. Sickos stay winning. Fuck yes.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stephen Miller lives on a military base. Who else from the cabinet does?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Rubio too I think

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

lmao this is so stupid. what problem is this supposed to solve? not enough freedom for our warfighters?

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

One you lathed this!

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need a sicko-yes-hiding-behind-wall-of-sandbags emoji for this one

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

lol, I'm not sure what this is supposed to solve but I see two cases

  1. Domestic/"safe" bases: Aren't (at least effectively) all killings already done by military personnel? Won't this just make things worse?
  2. Warzone bases: What are they supposed to do, skeet shoot the incoming drones?

kelly Security Blanket Fire

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Domestic/"safe" bases: Aren't (at least effectively) all killings already done by military personnel? Won't this just make things worse?

But if something bad happens I will have MY gun to protect ME so in fact it will have improved the situation infinitely.

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

can't wait until someone hijacks the nukes

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Please merciful Allah swt bless me with at least one headline describing an officer fragging committed by a fresh recruit in bootcamp. If heaven wills it Full Metal Jacket will become reality

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