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The fucking quality of your oneliners, a thing of beauty.
Ugh. Take my upvote.
uncomfortable upvote
To pay them less? That's so fucked up.
so i guess it was a massive red flag when i asked them how many cameras were in the room during my interview
No, but telling them about your Twitch channel was a bad idea.
"Yes sir, I do onlyfans as a side gig."
I mean, honest question that I really do not want to google. Is this actually a wide spread problem?
wide spread
Ok that ones on me, I should’ve caught that
Ok that ones on me
That's what the corpse said!
I had an ex who worked in this field, she went to mortuary school and worked in mortuaries, before that she worked in organ transplant. She went into the field because of a combination of personal tragedy (a close one passing away at an early age) and seeing how delicately the mortuary handled the event.
Anyhow, she and I would talk about it often. One of the things she would note on, wasn’t that it was sexual based things men would do (besides general office sexism coming from men on occasion), but more about the level of respect they showed the deceased. Crude Comments they’d make about their weight, features etc…
So I think it just depends and it would be difficult to verify these other claims because the “victims” are deceased and most things related to it seem to be anecdotal.
I’m also not going to google necro in anyway
(Also yes, she was kinda emo/metal an had some pretty sick tattoos)
seeing how delicately the mortuary handled the event
I sure wish I'd had this experience with the funeral home I picked out when my dad died. I called them to arrange to pick up his body, and the answering service was AI and obviously so. I gave them his name and the voice read it back to me to confirm it as "Robert common name R-O-B-E-R-T, Smith common name S-M-I-T-H". Then the owner ghosted me for more than a week and only delivered the urn with the ashes in the night before the internment at 8:00, left it outside and split before I could talk to him. 8 grand well spent.
DoorDash getting in the mortuary services game huh?! Those rascally innovators, wonder what they'll innovate next!
All jokes aside, I should add, that fucking sucks, and is real gross, and I'm sorry you had to pay through the nose for the privilege of experiencing such a tasteless money-grab. Yuck.
Shitty pay, crappy hours, being surrounded by the dead all the time... You either gotta love the job or end up loving the dead...
Some jobs need to be done, but who's to do them? Can one be completely sane and handle this kind of life without issue for years on end? Most of the people employed tell themselves it's just a job and spend their time dodging the reality of handling the dead all the time, but a few.. well.. they go all in.
Normal is a state of mind that has us come to grips with that which is beyond our control.
My wife was in the funeral industry for a while and studying mortuary sciences. She says she left because it was too depressing being pressured to upsell grieving families all the time.
Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse
There is a lesson here. Have these conversations today with your loved ones about final arrangements. I promise you that many of them would rather be buried in a casket from Costco and have the money spent on literally anything else.
This is especially true if they're going to be cremated.
I'm guessing it's hard to come by reliable stats. It's on the same level as priests abusing children, the cover-up would be extensive. But, it's even harder, because the corpse can't testify in court, or make a YouTube video.
You know that Dr. Who meme? The one where the blonde woman asks "Is it a lot?"
Just think of it that way.
Herodotus mentions it in The Histories written around 430 BCE.
Because the corpses don't tell them how pretty they'd look if they smiled?

There was some (mildly) famous case, I think a book was written about it, of a woman who was a necrophiliac and worked at a morgue. There was a big reddit thread about it years ago.
Bit chauvinistic to assume women can't be necrophiles if they put their minds to it, innit?
Unlike the FBI I don't make crass assumptions about my perverts.
Because, they can shamelessly pay them less and get away with it?
What exactly are the reasons?
Apparently they think women don't wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth
If that's actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would've taken me a while to think of that, not a "we all know because it's obvious" tier thing
It's mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don't have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.
Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee
nsfw

you'd have to be there I guess
I would prefer not thanks Karen
Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.
Now that's believable
Bless my heart for thinking it was for corpse makeup...

Can we get more than twelve pixels on this repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost?
That person appears to have a face under their nose.
A woman surrounded by stiffs, anything could happen.
Reminds me of the old Tom Lehrer joke:
"...a story about a young necrophiliac who finally achieves his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner.
... The rest of you can look it up when you get home."

