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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It's mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don't have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

nsfw

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry, now you'll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue. Have fun!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I had already forgotten

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

you'd have to be there I guess

I would prefer not thanks Karen

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you ... also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Doesn't seem like it takes much to grind on a stuffy.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

They could have girldick, you dunno.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

Don't they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation...