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So we’re all just working as normal while the world burns? Sure doesn’t feel right. (TikTok screencap)

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (5 children)

In the last job I had, I was a software developer. I worked for a company that contracted to utilities in order to improve their GIS systems for asset and workflow management - and yes, that is as boring as it sounds.

I didn't like the job. I sat in a gray cubical, interacting with boring people, working on projects that didn't mean anything to me. The morning standups were onerous, the proprietary software stacks we used were infuriating, and the coffee from the keurig machine was bad.

But I can't, in any honest way, condemn the company. Pretty much everyone there, from the owner (it was a startup that never had any intention of going public) to the managers, to the data entry clerks, were good, decent people doing honest work. The projects we worked on helped our clients have a better idea of where all their equipment and people were at any time, which meant they saved time and money, which meant delaying price increases to their customers as inflation pushed prices up and quicker responses to outagest to ensure everyone had consistent access to water and electricity in their homes.

I think most peoples' jobs are probably something like this. It can be difficult to see the forest for the trees sometimes, but most jobs, most of the time, are about seeing to the wants and needs of large numbers of other normal people. Sure, maybe you work at Killing Babies Inc in the Emmitting Maximal Carbon division. But most jobs are things like cooking food, caring for children or the elderly, building infrastructure or keeping it working, helping other people do all those other jobs better, or trying to make sense of the chaos by managing people and doing your best to make sure things get done on a reasonable timeframe.

Suppose the apocalypse happens. The nukes fly, climate change accelerates, governments collapse, most people on the planet die, etc. Give it 100, 200, 300 years. What does life look like? It probably looks like people living in improvized shelters, hunting some of the few remaining animals for protein, scavenging for the last bits of working technology, trying to pass on knowledge as best they can so it doesn't get lost forever, while defending themselves from violent raiding parties and trying to survive plagues and famines.

Here's the thing - this is a reasonable description of the vast majority of human existance. Premodern life was, for most people, nasty, brutish, and short. Yes, they had close relationships and lots of sunshine and at whole foods - great! You can do that today if you want! But they didn't have modern medicine, electricity, transportation, food production, or material supply chains. If you broke your leg, there was a decent chance you would be handicapped for life. If you hated your family, it didn't matter - you were stuck with them. In the same house. Possibly with no/few private bedrooms. Possibly for your whole life. Wanna have sex? Well guess what - your partner might not have washed their asshole for several months, depending on the time and place of your existance.

The fact is, people showing up every morning, bleary-eyed, sucking down coffee, and annoyed that their boss is taking too long with the morning meeting, are the only thing stopping the apocalypse from happening every day

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I agree with most of this. To me, the soul-crushing part isn’t doing menial tasks to keep society chugging along, it’s doing them in the cheapest shittiest possible way. It’s doing them that way not because we have to, or to serve the most amount of people, but to ensure we can deliver the biggest pile of gold to the shitstain at the top.

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Well said.

I dont hate my job. I hate the fact that my job sucks because everything we do is first and foremost a monetary transaction that is being governed by the principle of minimum investment for maximum productivity, all so a handful of people at the pinnacle of the organization chart can make more money annually than their entire entry-level workforce combined. They could take a fraction of that money and hire enough people that it wouldn't be a constant fuckin grind but they won't because why own 4 houses when you could own 5, or 6?

The world's billionaires, roughly 3500 people, hold $20 Trillion in combined assets. Split evenly among the world population, that would be enough to give every single person on the planet nearly $2500. Doesn't sound like much until you consider that there are currently 8.3 billion people on the planet. Each one of those billionaires corresponds to roughly 2.4 million people. The population of Houston, TX per single billionaire.

The average lifetime earnings of someone in the US is 1.85 million dollars today. Someone with just 1 billion dollars has the equivalent of 540 lifetimes of earnings. Elon Musk is currently worth 823 billion dollars. 444,420 lifetimes worth of earnings. One person.

Its not the job that sucks. Its the fact that I have to be miserable doing it that sucks, and all so a small handful of people can amass more wealth than some entire countries GDP.

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

We can acknowledge the myriad of trying circumstances that pervade modern life without resorting to thought-terminating cliches like, "There are starving kids in Africa" or "If you lived hundreds of years ago you might have died of a terrible disease"

Yeah, things could be worse. Of course it could be worse. But it could be a lot better, too. And a lot of people are justifiably unhappy about it.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Change starts with those closest.

Change ourselves, build up the lives of our relatives, etc.

Humans naturally cannot bear feelings for strangers far away, but that doesn't meant we are heartless. We just don't have all the heart to give.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nit picking, but I don't think we'd sit on our asses for 300 years. The difference would be that we wouldn't need to reimagine what's possible, we'd know. So, simply that would drive us to improve our lives. But more than that, the knowledge would still exist in books, and we'd still know how to read. So, the idea that it would take us hundreds of years to get back on our feet seems silly to me.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

That's a very fair argument. My example was something of a thought experiment about what life would be like without modern supply chains, and I wanted to push it forward in time so that the apocalypse-conflict would no longer be relevant.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My only problem with your comment, and this is what has been eating at me for some time, is that you say this

Here's the thing - this is a reasonable description of the vast majority of human existance.

Which is only from the human perspective. I honestly could zero fucks about what happens to the human race after all this is over. But the destruction of earth as a whole will be horrendous. You mentioned “remaining few animals” and that’s really where the problem is. We are destroying Earth, not humanity. And Earth doesn’t deserve that.

[–] Onyxonblack@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A fellow Misanthropic Anti-natalist? I view humans as monsters. We are a truly evil species, bad for the planet.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well yeah. Like what else am i supposed to do? Why people online always have this delusion of grandeur that they have any power to change world wide politics? We are all completely meaningless cogs in the machine.

I still need food, clothes, shelter, warmth. To get those i need to either do it all myself like back in mediveal times, which is rather time, energy consuming/inefficient and unstable or exchange it with universal currency.
To get universal i need to exchange my time and skills for it aka work.

I'm not someone special, i cant change the world, i cant even get the snowball effect starting. I, as a single individual am completely meaningless in world scale politics. Best i can do is just adapt to changing circumstances and surive, maybe even help a people close to me/within my sphere of influence.

So yeah, i keep working like normal.

[–] BennyTheExplorer@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (14 children)

You can definitely change the world, have you ever heard of history? It's full of revolutions, the french revolution, the civil rights movement, the workers rights movement / unions. How do you think, we achieved this relatively good living standard in the last 50 years?

Shure, changing the world will be hard as fuck and it could be years until you see any positive change from your behaviour, maybe your actions will only bear fruit after you died.

But the only thing we can / we have to do is try.

And attitudes like yours are exactly what fascists are counting on.

If you don't want to do anything and just stick your head into the sand, I can't stop you, I guess, but stop pretending you didn't have a choice.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The difference in attitudes from a decade ago is 180 degrees backwards. Young people and academics are where revolutions begin or end. Those people have been demoralized and pacified.

[–] BennyTheExplorer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You can still be part of the change.

And also that is a gross overgeneralisation, it's not like schools were full of revolutionaries a decade ago, and today I definitely feel like more people are ready to do something, especially since Trump took office.

Just look at the success of Mamdani or the no Kings protests.

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[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you CAN effect change, major change. You choose not to, which is fine. But a single person can most definitely change the world.

[–] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

A single person can, but not every single person who chooses to is able to. You have to be born in very specific conditions or get very lucky to be able to enact meaningful change on a world scale.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I had to look up "jira ticket".

I'm glad I never worked for a company large enough to use such a system.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago

That also means you have missed out on the joy of refusing to do a task simply because they haven't created a ticket for it.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

It's still better than splitting up its functionality among three different and even more complicated systems because upper management likes the pretty graphs they produce for their PowerPoint slides.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Come.

Let me show you the 9th level of hell called "Help Desk".

[–] me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

They will still make us watch adds during the end of the world lol

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Welp.

Lemmy open on one monitor. Jira open on the other.

So this tracks.

I pray for the apocalypse so I never have to look at a fucking ticket queue again. It's a neverending list of other people's problems I have to rapid fire solve.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When was the last time the world wasn't burning? Because I don't remember.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well it was always burning.... But we did just add more fuel (you may have noticed)

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

There is also real-time coverage of pretty much everything happening anywhere in the world accessible to everyone 24/7.

As a kid most horrible news were only covered briefly and didn't feel as close/threatening as they do now with social media.

[–] darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

Not only are you stuck updating tickets, you're not even using something like linear

I feel bad for you

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

The world is burning, I got worms in my brain

Gonna bleach my eyebrows and change my name,

The world is burning and I laugh at the blaze...

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

The world burns and I'm burnt out. Slowly chugging along in the hopes that I recover my footing someday.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 5 days ago

Awwwh man, they blew up the 7Eleven.

At my job, we have dependencies on teams that are in the warzones. I would say they have it worse. From our side we are like, how do we know if we need to escalate things to get them prioritized over other teams requests vs that person is hiding in a bunker right now, no amountnof escalation is going to help.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I remember when Trump threatened tariffs on Canada of 25%, I went to work that day and was freaking out. Most people didnt know, didnt care, and just went on like normal; as if 80% of our exports didnt flow to the US.

[–] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It makes sense. I live near the border, and I've worked at quite a few places that used Canadian imports to make finished American products. I'm glad I found a new job since them; God knows it my ex-boss found a new supplier of steel tubing. Every car part we manufactured was a product of Canada.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

normal day at quito or medellin

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You guys get to use Jira? Lucky.

I hate ADO so much.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is ADO? I kinda thought Jira was as bad as it gets. As I’m writing this, I’m realizing how naive that last sentence was.

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

ADO is Azure DevOps. It had its name changed from TFS, Team Foundation Server. It's basically Jira made by Microsoft and it's a nightmare of over complicated and poorly named WebApp utilities that turn ticketing into a bureaucratic nightmare. Imagine them taking every suggestion ever given to them by companies and cobbling them together like Frankenstein, but never fixing any of the bugs or hiring a UI/UX designer.

Anyway, Jira by comparison is a sigh of relief.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Its weird how everything Microsoft makes is pure garbage. I had to learn Intune recently and despite being a relatively new product I was surprised how shit everything was, missing basic functionality. Windows Server keeps getting worse and worse as well every iteration, and its become so terribly unintuitive I have no idea what it is they are doing.

Then Windows updates keep breaking things, likely because Windows is layers upon layers of broken code and terrible hacks that any change causes a cascade of problems.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ADO must be the only product Microsoft hasn’t renamed to copilot

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[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Status: in progress while everything is literally on fire 💀 corporate survival instincts are undefeated.

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