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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 135 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's almost like a dumbass mentally slow adult who plays video games for a living and lives in filth might not have educated opinions

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 85 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Idk when society started depending on twitch game streamers for political insight but it's really been fucking with my head. Sorry bro, WoW raid experience doesn't exactly translate to expert on international relations.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There are actually a few twitch streamers that have political experience who stream about politics. They've run for office, or worked in D.C., so they have some interesting insights.

But that's not Asmongold by a longshot.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No doubt, I wrote game streamer quite specifically - no background or education in politics, but have an audience carried from unrelated activities and influence it.

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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Wait, you're telling me I don't get educated about International geo-political affairs by standing in the fire of a raid boss?

Then where did I get all my actual geo-political knowledge from? Reading? Education? Fuck off with that.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what the guy with the blood and cum wall thinks of the matter. -people apparently

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can't hold that against him a good blood and cum wall really ties the room together.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

True fashion insight mr cumfart

[–] FippleStone@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Nah they're nihilists, they don't believe in anything

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If that forehead topples over in traffic, it will kill a family of four.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

It's a good thing he can't go outside then.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

When playing video games is too hard so you have to stream react content.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

when you're mentally unfit to play videogames what else are you supposed to do?

he's just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I'm so fucking sick of youtube recommending his garbage, I sped most of my time on breadtube so i don't know how or why youtube decided I want to be reminded this waste of oxygen exists.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I have an idea why a major US corporation would absolutely love to shove a pro-Zionism and pro-fascism streamer down everyone's throats.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

No particular conspiracy theory needed - because it generates clicks and views, even if you dislike the content. This thread itself being an example.

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[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Oh is this an actual person and not just generic internet guy?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

That's a real person? I don't know.... wait is that the one guy who never showers and has roaches crawling on him?

[–] Beero@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can he not spare any YouTube money to hire a housekeeper to come once a week like wtf?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 3 days ago

The filth is part of his brand, unironically

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Dont forget about the dead rat!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You can "don't like this video" and then tell them you "don't like this channel" on any video that gets recommended.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yeah that means nothing to youtube, I've done that every time that ass hat appears and without fail in a few weeks/months there will be another one.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If Google understood consent the problem wouldn’t be there in the first place.

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[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The really funny bit is that Trump sent $200M in aid to Ukraine back in 2018 and that was just the tip of the iceberg.

As of December 31, 2025, the U.S. had disbursed 58 percent of the $188 billion in spending related to the conflict (U.S. spending is first appropriated, then obligated, then disbursed).

Anyone saying Trump wasn't enthusiastically sending NATO arms and armor to the Ukrainian battlefront is either deeply misinformed our outright lying. The big difference between Biden and Trump, wrt Ukraine, was that Trump loved to get big beautiful photo-ops with Putin where they were both smiling and shaking hands. Meanwhile, Biden preferred photo-ops where he was frowning and shaking his head.

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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

My Asmongoon impression:

"Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean... Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no."

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stream of consciousness streamer + politics == hot shit... Asmongler was always fucked, but edgy attic dwelling yet mostly harmless and amusing to what he is now is quite a departure. It's like he took up the place on twitch to counter our favourite prada clad champagne socialist Hasan. The modern need for sychophancy is psychotic.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

didn't need to draw him in a flattering way tbh

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 79 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Asmongold, the literal personification of a trash can. Don't look him up, life's better spent without knowing of his existence.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (13 children)

People need to stop sharing his crap then, downvote these posts, all i hear about is how the guy is awful and stupid and for some reason people are like "let me share this awful stupid person others will like it" I dont get it, if he sucks then dont repost crap dont make memes of him, let the rest of us who never heard of him enjoy actual good posts instead of posts about some dogshit streamer

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A guy who incels like to watch because he is one. Hikikomori/LDR type who stays in his room filled with trash and roaches and streams. Incels and other rightwingers listen to his political opinions because... yeah idk.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I actually liked his content before his mom died and he turned crazy.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Some idiot streamer

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A dude who once tried plain water and almost puked because it didn’t cover the vile taste of his rotting teeth.

Oh and he’s an actual millionaire who lives in a trash heap

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[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Asmondgold saw the average anti-conservative straw man post and went "goals."

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

From the great mind that didn't vote but somehow has a lot to say about politics. Though tbf he is pro Ukraine.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Reminder that during the entirety of Biden's 4 year term we saw job growth. Now we've seen 5 straight months of job loss under child rapist Donald Trump.

Thanks Biden.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Roach-man is a mouthpiece for the wealthy in disguise. He has the same reasoning skills as an evangelical.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

We have always been at war with Oceania

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Athene is and always will be a better WoW player than Asmongold.

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