Oooh ok, please be the first in line then rob.
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Rob Schneider is a stapler
I didn't know who he was so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's a fucking moron.
That he is. South Park made fun of him a lot back in the day
Most of the time comments like this make me feel old, since I would imagine the majority of people my age absolutely know who he is without even thinking about it. But this time it makes me feel good knowing that even now there's gonna be a ton of people who never heard of him before and that will keep growing as time goes on.
Derp de deedly derp
And an idiot

Classic chickenhawk, lives 60-something years without serving in military, and now thinks other people should serve in the military.
I was going to call him a joke, but then that would give him more credit than he is due.
Jokes are funny, which he is not.
Sorry, I don't take geopolitical advice from a man whose most notable acting roles included starring in The Hot Chick.

I think his most notable role was a bit character in Waterboy. "You can do it!".
It's also worth remembering that the character in question was simultaneously incredibly vicious, stupid and naive.
He may not have even been acting, now that I think about it.
Is Schneider a Pedo? Why is he supporting pedo policies? Sounds like a pedo to me.
I have long believed that only pedos (or wannabes) defend pedos. Everyone else is too viscerally repulsed to get anywhere near it, even with mere words.
So yeah, I unironically see a pedo defender and think, "Pedo."
Invading other countries has nothing to do with your "freedom".
Send every single person in ICE first then the children of politicians. None are allowed cushy office jobs. All must be boots on the ground.
lol. ICE fighting combatants? Nah, they prefer to go after little old grannies who are bothering no one.
You first, fucko.
What an immensely punchable face.
Exactly what freedom is being threatened by Iran? The freedom to distract people from the Epstein files maybe?
"The only way we can have freedom is by killing some brown people who have done nothing to us." - Some fucking douchebag moron
Lets draft all those who voted for Trump first. They brought up this mess, they should clean it.
Friendly Reminder that you can avoid the draft by coming out as trans.
Rob Schneider, fucking idiot, says something fashy to remind people he still exists after being functionally unemployed for a decade
The army drafting rob schneider sounds exactly like a rob schneider movie plot.
I just watched an episode of Last Week Tonight where Rob said some nice things about Victor Orban, or something along those lines. Not that Rob really ever had any credibility but anything he had is now gone.
Its free to say nothing.
He's been a piece of shit for a long time but I also wonder if shit like this is a conservative cash grab. Like he's gonna start saying the reason he doesn't make as much money as he wants is liberal backlash to the horrendous shit he says, as opposed to him just being a nepo hack. Then waits for conservative offers to roll in and plaster his face around their circuit of ghouls for easy money.
Because we need even more parallels with Vietnam? I mean I kinda agree but for opposite reasons. The draft is how we got people breaking into the FBI offices and revealing cointelpro. Maybe a draft will motivate enough of us to liberated the rest of the Epstein files.
What a lapdog piece of shit.
How is starting a war of aggression supposed to “protect freedoms”?
Anyo e advocating for the military service for others should put their money where their mouth is and sign up, regardless of age.
Rob, have you tried just not saying anything? Come on, try it...
You can do it!
Why are people listening to Rob Schneider?
Say the literal one dimension comedian. How many times has Adam Sandler kept you in SAG?
As someone who served 20 years in the US military... we created the Reserves so we don't ever have to enact a draft again. There are enough people serving in the Reserves to cover us if we go to war. It's our compromise to avoid drafting people ever again.
Heck, I joined just before the Iraq war started back in the early 2000s and folks in the Reserves were shocked to find out they were tagged to go to war first. The active duty military is already running operations around the globe; we can't just abandon all our bases and active missions to run to war. So we sent in the Reserves first to set up shop and create a stable environment before moving active duty personnel and resources to the region. As an active duty member, working for a deployment squadron at the time, I didn't actually see Iraq until 2007.
To be more precise, there are career fields in the military that are designed specifically for boots-on-ground operations, and those active duty career fields were technically the first members to go to war. But after an area was secured, then we'd send in Reserves behind them to help set up and maintain local bases and operations until active duty could eventually filter in and take over full-time.
Our freedoms still aren't hiding in the middle east. This is despite the fact that every time the government goes there some of our freedoms go missing
Fucking clown
Rob Schneider can go fuck himself. He's a pathetic no-talent hack who's fallen ass-backwards into money. And because of that he now thinks he's some sort of genius. In truth, he's a dunce.
Draft = you dont actually have freedom. I've said it since I was a child and the only response I get is "well they don't/won't actually use it". Well, enjoy either dying for what you don't believe in or going to prison. Y'know, that place that has legal slave labor.
Hey rob, come draft this turd out of my ass.
I wonder whether Mr Schneider can point to any of those hard-won freedoms in this, Mr Trump's second year of 4.
I agree that freedoms must sometimes be won, but without any freedoms in evidence it's a hard sell.
