I prefer asymmetrical women.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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Not to be confused with assmetrical women (they can use their derrieres to accurately measure things).
Not to be "that guy" but I think they are mixing their metaphors here. "Biological weapon" is the comparison they're making, not "biological war" which isn't something I think exists,
So examples like "chemical woman", "woman of mass destruction" work, whereas "total woman" or "guerrilla woman" do not.
I was thinking "biological warfare". Which still doesn't fit all the references, but I'll write it off as "artistic liberty"
But that would imply scientific liberty, engineering liberty and, worst of all, AI slop liberty.
It's warfare. The only one that doesn't fit is "of mass destruction"
Ah, a shit post enjoyer of refined taste I see.
"Biological warfare" does in fact exist, and can be compared to "guerrilla warfare" and perhaps "total war" as a type of warfare as a slight stretch.
I dunno, referring to somebody as a "total weapon" is very valid here
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OOP: warfare
OC1: war and warfare
OC2: weapons
It's not the same and it irks me. Thanks.
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blitzfrau
Black Metal Ist Frau
Fog of woman
some girls are gassy
Woman of mass destruction
My sister in law
Woman of ass destruction.
Pegging
I think my sister in law probably still qualifies if I know my brother …
Women on drugs.
The ultra rare three day special woman operation
In and out in twenty minutes.
Now there's a euphemism. XD
Siege Women
Of which mass counterweight women are my fav!!
One Two Three Four
I declare a thumb Woman
this use of the term "biological" is stupid
hrt and surgery are both most certainly "biological"
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Ranged Women and Martial Women too
I think it actually implies the existence of mechanical women, aerodynamic women, thermodynamic women, ceramic women and computer women.
Cognitive women
Information Women
Economic Women
Marital Women
Gender Women
I’d identify as a ballistic woman.
you have a large mass and move at high speeds?
It's not the mass, it's the curvature of the curve they are undertaking ...
(I'm guessing, not trying to speak for them)
I've studied womanfare on the frontlines. I can tell you that women never change.
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Pyrrhic women?
Women of conquest.
Woman of attrition lol
Some people do wear you down.
the only time that the concept of "biological woman" matters is when you want to make children. every other time it just plainly doesn't matter.
Forever woman. World woman I and II. The cold woman. The woman in heaven. Asymmetric woman. Woman games. I could go on.
There's also trade women, and economic women for less destructive solutions.
Woman of mass destruction
Ah, these are rather common. Divorces are their weapon of choice.
More often than not, the man has his post-alimony earnings and net worth rolled back twenty years or more. Most never return to their prior economic level unless they’re young enough to compensate, and then they remain severely behind their peers, as well. Only the truly wealthy men - think $10M of net worth or more, and $250k+ earnings - can bounce back from a divorce like it’s nothing.
What of the Mother Of All Women??
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