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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer asymmetrical women.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

Not to be confused with assmetrical women (they can use their derrieres to accurately measure things).

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Not to be "that guy" but I think they are mixing their metaphors here. "Biological weapon" is the comparison they're making, not "biological war" which isn't something I think exists,

So examples like "chemical woman", "woman of mass destruction" work, whereas "total woman" or "guerrilla woman" do not.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was thinking "biological warfare". Which still doesn't fit all the references, but I'll write it off as "artistic liberty"

[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But that would imply scientific liberty, engineering liberty and, worst of all, AI slop liberty.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] protist@retrofed.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assumed it was "warfare," and for that every example works

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, a shit post enjoyer of refined taste I see.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 4 points 1 month ago

It's warfare. The only one that doesn't fit is "of mass destruction"

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I dunno, referring to somebody as a "total weapon" is very valid here

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

some girls are gassy

[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Women on drugs.

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 6 points 1 month ago

Black Metal Ist Frau

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Woman of mass destruction

My sister in law

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woman of ass destruction.

Pegging

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

I think my sister in law probably still qualifies if I know my brother …

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Of which mass counterweight women are my fav!!

[–] sxt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Would that be 1d6 for the damage die?

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[–] mr_stank@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The ultra rare three day special woman operation

[–] knightly@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Now there's a euphemism. XD

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

In and out in twenty minutes.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OOP: warfare
OC1: war and warfare
OC2: weapons

It's not the same and it irks me. Thanks.

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[–] inconel@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Pyrrhic women?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

this use of the term "biological" is stupid

hrt and surgery are both most certainly "biological"

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Some people do wear you down.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Womanhammer 40k or Womanhammer Fantasy Battle?

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One Two Three Four

I declare a thumb Woman

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've studied womanfare on the frontlines. I can tell you that women never change.

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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Forever woman. World woman I and II. The cold woman. The woman in heaven. Asymmetric woman. Woman games. I could go on.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think it actually implies the existence of mechanical women, aerodynamic women, thermodynamic women, ceramic women and computer women.

Women of conquest.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Ranged Women and Martial Women too

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d identify as a ballistic woman.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you have a large mass and move at high speeds?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's not the mass, it's the curvature of the curve they are undertaking ...
(I'm guessing, not trying to speak for them)

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 4 points 1 month ago

There's also trade women, and economic women for less destructive solutions.

the only time that the concept of "biological woman" matters is when you want to make children. every other time it just plainly doesn't matter.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What of the Mother Of All Women??

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