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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And as he hung from the cross, Jesus looked upon the crowd and cried, "Bwah bwah bwah, bwah bwah bwah bwah"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Christians forgetting that the crucifix was a method of painful execution or an AI doing so as well is always funny. Like in the context of this picture what are those 3 crosses on that hill for?

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One for Jesus and one each for Snoopy and Charlie

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

This picture must be from after, it looks like some of the wounds must have gotten infected and some amputations needed to happen

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

For the two other guys crucified along him. It's a famous subplot.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Were the other guys snoopy and Charlie brown?

Which was the good thief and which was the bad thief?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that's what the other two are for, but why are the peanuts doing crucifixion?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

His fit doesn't look roman tho

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao their time has come.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

feliz jueves and el declinio cultural

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

chavez-salute Feliz Jueves Asuka!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

AI art is a menace

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

The scripture is the training data set, the clergy are the LLMs trying to answer prompts from the faithful.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't remember the part where Jesus is cut in half.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

(Short) King of (Short) Kings

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

he's standing in the tomb

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And lo, on the third day, he exploited a collision glitch using the wall and some bandages leftover in his inventory, and rose again

The disciples were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, “Oh my god guys It’s really me I swear. Could one of you yank me up or something this is kind of embarrassing”

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Charlie Brown's skeleton hand is a good touch. I don't recall that from the comics.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Prosthetic arms are expensive so it's just ine for now

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Snoopypunk 1957

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Charlie Brown gave Snoopy one of his arms after an accident where Snoopy was chasing a car. Jesus is holding fronds in both hands.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Vicky R 💞

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Como lograste entrar a mi WhatsApp

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Vivo en tus paredes