Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn't.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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I'll whisper right in Obama's ear as I cream on his back "this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids," then I'd smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I've read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it's not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
Jesus fucking Christ
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
Perform what though?
Under Pressure, clearly
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Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding ~~a vocalist~~ the vocalists
King Lear.
It's only the first act, though. You'll be fine.
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”
I find Michelle to be attractive, so I'd say yes. Unless Mr. Obama is also looking to get freaky, then probably no.
Personally there are exactly 0 US presidents I'd fuck. They do not deserve sex imo
Oh yeah??? So you're telling me if we did a comprehensive review of your comments we wouldn't find any instance of you saying "fuck [president's name]"???
Checkmate, gottem, I rest my case.
you got me
James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.
Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the hat
Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the beard
This is why we needed Kamala
He just wants to watch.
Oh, that's okay then.
Y'all think you're gonna bang Michelle while Barack watches but it's really gonna be Barack banging YOU while Michelle watches.
Is that really so bad?
No. In fact, that makes it better imo.
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Would. Both of them.
Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.
You're not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn't knock twice.
Careful before you commit; we haven’t seen them in a while.
go for the weed w/presidential seal. 🎡
Do not accept, he only offers 420 do not accept anything less than 69420
Wait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.
Depends on the use case. If thousands get separated, 69,420 looks nicer. If you want a port number, only 42069 is valid.
I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they're political spam sexts.
When others go low I get high with the obamas
Opportunity of a lifetime.
What a nice polite man!
At least there would be more eye witnesses to help debunk Joan Rivers’ conspiracy theory.
Seeing Michelle dancing to that Bruno Mars song on the Ellen show was, um, nuts.
Not gonna lie, I had to read that twice to make sure I wasn’t dreaming 😂
yes!
Yes
Hit it and STOP it
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