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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Reading a bool would seem pretty boring. There’s only two possible storylines.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 20 points 1 month ago

i think it says booᚴ

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More if you include real booleans: true, false, file_not_found

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Even more with C bools: false(0) true(1) slightly more true(2) even more true(3) dangerously true(-1).

I’m sure they could make a decent enough bool to read.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The real wtf is finding this on Lemmy 2 decades later

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Some of us were forged in the depths of the old internet

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I quite liked The Lion, the Witch and the NullPointerException

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gotta say the new horny Lemmy is fun

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saw a post from the fem comm stating this place is going awry

Wdym? Horny is based and we want more of it!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys see it too, right?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah why do those pages stay flopped up like that. If they don't lay flat I get distracted

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brand new books, man. That's why I only buy used.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

New books are simply a bit stiff, and the pages stay in the semi-closed configuration initially. You just need to stretch it a bit by bending the book back and forth when open on the desired page, and bang on the middle to make it conform to the new shape.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I also enjoy being the book

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Tinnitus goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

ugh no I need backgroud noise. I actually go to a coffeeshop specifically to read.

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Another one of these? Honestly I'm not even mad. Mostly H O R N Y.

Lol, scrolled past this yesterday and didn't see it.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago
[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

He must be reading The Joy Of Sex.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Impressive. I've never been able to read a book with my eyes closed.

I think those are the glasses.