Hubs gets annoyed sometimes by my attention seeking hypersexuality. He's fond of this bit:
"some men die of thirst in the desert while others drown"
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Explanation
ZajÄ…c means hare, of family leporidae (i.e. rabbits).
tfw no weed, no cock 😔
They have apps for both those things these days.
I don't want an app. I want weed and cock
Isn't the last one to the left a joint?
To the left?
Take it back now y'all.
You heard the polish prostitute: TO THE LEFT!!
Common!
My favorite rapper
meow :3
Hey, I have a really kinky idea if you are up for trying, it's called shoot me in the head.
Can you shoot my in the head please? I promise it will be hot.
(hope this gag works with your instance's formatting)
New account, who dis?
You remake your account?
She did:
it is worth celebrating
Didn’t she just switch instances like a week or so ago already?
im ok with all 5 :3
That’s what’s comforting me right now
cock crop