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I did the first one as a joke a few months back but it turns out I really enjoy making these things. I dont really expect people to actually use forum signatures but I wanted to show them off. They are in a single image cause the website wont let me upload 11 images at once.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

stalin-approval Thank you for your service.

order-of-lenin

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

If you make one that says something about being in the China part of my Life, I'd use it for sure. I'm way too lazy to do it myself

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

I love the posadist one so much lol.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

This is fucking incredible

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Good stuff haha. I need one for "monitoring the situation"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

getting slammer energies from these, great job

[–] no_pretext@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

These are all wonderful

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I need to get a Possadobeanis signature. The lathe one is my favorite one so far.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao

Maybe this is worth opening an issue about on Lemmy, it would be a fun feature especially here

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

I know some people really don't like them. If they get added, they should be toggleable

[–] itsPina@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

as a kid i hated forum signatures because the worse implementations made it hard to distinguish comment from signature, but as an adult I year for the goofy creativity we used to have. Shitty reddit avatars and anime profile pics is all we have left :(

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

You can just post with a signature! The part at the bottom of your post is free realestate, the admins don't want you to know this.

Honestly kids these days want the old internet but don't want to put in any damn work. yells-at-cloud


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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's just not right without a beanis one. You know it. If we had forum signatures there would be more beanis signatures than any other.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

yea.. I came to find the beanis one and was very disappointed. I think this is what they call revisionism.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

So you agree Hexbear would be at least 50% better if we had signatures =?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

We already have signatures for those with effort to post. And they're unblockable.

I think signatures improve hexbear but I think they are better as a DIY hobby rather than ubiquitous feature requiring zero effort.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't be against it at all. I think that a "hide signatures" feature should exist too though to give people the choice of both worlds.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

This is violence

[–] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the best signature is the one you make yourself


[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

but the second best signature is one you don't have to make yourself

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

Drunk driving the lathe is perfect

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

These are super awesome, they remind me of those geocity website banners that you could just copy paste onto a website

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Creates dope custom forum signatures

doesn't have a dope custom forum signature in the post.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

Aww . These are cute. Mods ? Get us signatures !

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Beanis signature pls