I'm going to be the buzzkill here, and say that I couldn't find the demonologist reference (although I did find it amusing). Here's the source article: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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Human ejaculate.
You can thank me later.
Gonna need a source on this one, could have sworn this was debunked.
Demonoligists and dermatologists agree: Just let thousands of ants run around on you. They will eat all the bad skin. You definitely won't regret having thousands of ants run all over you.
Joke's on you - I'm into that shit!
Narrator: they definitely are not into that shit.
Oh no. Thisu better not awaken anything in me.
for those wondering what's in the photo
the photo is of a hydrojelly face mask, and it's probably just seeds - maybe black sesame or flax seeds or something like that; there are many different kinds of hydrojelly face masks, some of them have rose petals or lavender flowers, etc.
I'd prefer the seedless rye
This keeps happening my house anyway while I sleep. Glad to hear it's good for my skin.
I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ANT EITHER!
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y
The American Academy of Dermatology recommends washing the face twice a day with a gentle cleanser, applying a moisturizer and — during the day — putting on sunscreen and protective clothing.
skincare is simple: just wash your face, use moisturizer, and wear sunscreen (and keep out of the sun).
Shit. I did all that and it summoned Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.
i said pspsps and they said "b̸͎̾r̴̜͝ȉ̵̘n̸̟͌g̴̻̕ ̷̼̾m̸͎̋ě̸̩ ̵̬́s̸̢̏o̸͆͜m̶̬͑ȩ̵͊ ̷͈̈b̷̧͘á̷̠ḽ̷͗š̷̼ā̶̫m̴̱̈i̷͙͌c̴̟̑ ̵͈͋g̴̻̐l̷̮͒a̷͓͠z̵̦̋è̶̯d̵̟̔ ̸̨͠d̶̮͆á̴͖ẗ̸̻é̸̯s̵̟͂ ̵͍̔p̷̊ͅl̵͚̽ĕ̴͈ä̵͚ŝ̴͈é̶̦ ̷̲́m̵̩͗ỳ̵̰ ̷̧͝m̴̺͋ä̶̻g̷̰̓g̷̝͐o̸̮͗t̶̘͐s̶͇̔ ̸̰̔c̶̩̓r̷̫̉a̶̼̾v̸̰̈́ë̶̮́ ̸͕͗v̴͇͆î̶̮ņ̴̚ë̸̢g̸͚̾ả̵̟r̷̃͜"
like fuck they might be onto something
Demonologists are still more reliable than tiktok influencers
Are you trying to say I shouldn't hit myself in the face with a hammer? That's just looksmaxxing brah. Shit is clutch af
Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer?
Thats right. It's way more effective to sacrifice yourself to Bozmodiklax.
Demonologists aren't beholden to corporate sponsors