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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

The lizards he's wearing look like at least a couple different species of Basillisk (I'm thinking it's a mix of Green and Brown Basilisks). They don't make great pets, but they do show up in the pet trade (at least in the USA). I wanted one soooo bad back in the day.

[–] voluble@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

“He got me,” Schmidt said of the snake's bite. "That f***ing Dispholidus boomed me."

Schmidt added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Schmidt then said he wanted to add the snake to the list of reptiles he wants to observe this summer.

[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That's a little bit to much dedication for me.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

is it? he never had to work a day again

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 7 hours ago

you're never going to be a world renowned herpetologist with that attitude

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Because back then it was medical canon they were psychological/caused by anxiety.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

doesn't matter, doctors still give you PPIs and call it a day.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ulcers, occasional reflux, and GERD are different things.

This man's research specifically centered around ulcers and the cause.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

doesn’t matter, doctors still give you PPIs and call it a day.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Then you should get a different doctor

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pray you never recognize the truth behind why that user keeps saying that, because that will mean that you have a serious problem that doctors will have failed to help with.

That user’s experience was my experience too — with a highly-rated doctor.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You know dude, I've been there myself.

My sister's been there, my whole family's been there, I dated a gastroenterologist for 7 years, I created a computer-based training program which was first year medical-level for a research drug for reflux.

This dude's just driving the conversation down to the basest, most surly Facebook boomer-esque sniping. It's completely obnoxious, it misrepresents the actual medical facts behind the symptoms and treatment. One line cynical statements are just thought terminating and I detest them.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Maybe he’s just in pain and you could try a little patience and empathy instead, especially considering your informed position.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Your redundant comments feel like some sort of anti-intellectual flex.

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

It’s not anti-intellectual to hold medical professionals to standards.

It’s well known that PPIs are overprescribed and many people end up having undiagnosed H. Pylori infections for a while before it’s picked up.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 94 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He didn't know it was enough to be fatal until it was too late but I guess the truth isn't sensational enough to tweet

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the way it's worded makes him sound like a mad scientist.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

In hindsight it would seem that he made a bad decision at least.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 71 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He thought the bite wouldn’t be fatal because of the snake’s age.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that usually the opposite from what we now know? Like the young can't control the venom or something?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 hours ago

That’s right, he thought it was too old to kill him

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Be "funny" but on-brand for this guy to be related to this Schmidt

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 7 hours ago

When one loves lizards too much.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

15:33 - Itchy. Tasty.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Probably voided his life insurance policy.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Generally full life insurance covers even suicide (after a few years, you can't just buy it and go do that immediately)

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

going to the life insurance store and asking if they cover suicide

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard..."

[–] liss_up@beehaw.org 1 points 10 hours ago

A level of commitment to science to which I can only aspire!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 12 hours ago

Anything for the great plan

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Those lizards from Holes were real?

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 3 hours ago

The species in question is a species of snakes.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

The GOAT suicide plan.