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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 47 points 4 weeks ago (29 children)

Home Depot uses Flock ALPR cameras to track you. This information is sold to advertisers, highest bidders, and is given to cops and feds for free. Source

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 26 points 4 weeks ago

Sir, this is a shitpost

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Honest question: does lowes not do it?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

They come pre-oxidized? Damn that's a real Time Saver

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 weeks ago

Pre seasoned

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

Don't they all come pre-oxidized? That's why you have to use the wire brush to scrape it off before soldering.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Someone put a home detail apron.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

AI can probably do better than my budget-tier GIMP skills, but here ya go

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think artisanal GIMP has more meme heart anyway.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I tried ~~MS Paint~~ KolourPaint, as is tradition, but removing the background without layers was too much effort

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Nope, this is perfect. AI is completely wrong for shitposting. You chose well.

Also it's actually a pretty solid job.

[–] CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 4 weeks ago

/c/reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

These look like the workings of Obvious Plant

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

The logo on the bottom left suggests it was made by the True Wagner (legboot.com)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Consider yourself lucky, I couldn't even get any fittings, my store was so overrun by fucking Sea People.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 4 weeks ago

That's it! I need to invent writing.

[–] icedaemon0@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Ea nasir is the founder of ea games and it is named after him /s

[–] comador@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Sometimes I could use some of these to convince the inspector I didn't touch the plumbing.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The most trusted brand in copper!

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Surely he has to be the oldest memed real person

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

He can't keep getting away with this

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

We had a minor freeze last year. I went to Home Depot and the last piece of pipe insulation was very mangled and the adhesive was falling off. I asked the clerk if they would discount it for me since all I needed was about 1 ft but would buy the damaged parts at a discount.

They got a supervisor who argued with me that “it’s suppose to be like that”. Like brother I’m trying to help y’all get this damaged product off the shelf. I’ll happily pay full price for undamaged product. We argued for about 5 minutes before he went to the back and brought me a piece from a brand new box.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago

lol got me there for a second

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 4 weeks ago

My dad collects coins, so I'm getting this for his birthday.

https://www.legboot.com/product/ea-nasir-copper-bullion-bar/#reviews

[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not Ea-Nasir still scamming people thousands of years later 😭

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know what your problem is. You need to sand those fittings bright and shiny before you solder them anyway....

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

This might be the most scholarly shitpost I've ever read. Bravo to everyone involved.

[–] ea_nasir@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

What's the issue here? That's just a protective coating to keep the high-quality copper underneath safe during shipping and handling.

[–] metakrakalaka@lemmychan.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

So, fun fact. This is apparently called "Patina." It's the same thing that's on the statue of liberty, and funner fact, it actually makes it stronger!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like these are already expired.

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[–] mouse@piefed.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Man, what a legacy this man has. In th Lemmy app I use, the top of the was cut off in the thumbnail and so all I saw were the fittings and I was like man Ea Nasir, you still haven't improved your supply? And then I opened the image and yep he's at it again.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pretreated to fit into with your old pipes! No one will ever know you did work

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't understand what would be funny about this

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Its a reference to the oldest known human name which is the name of a trader that sold shitty copper

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Congrats on being today's lucky one in 10,000 people. ;)

Ea-Nasir is the world's oldest recorded corporate con artist. Shitty business owners getting away with being absolute bastards and getting off on making people angry is a thing older than fucking dirt.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The customer support at the bottom.

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Just about every piece of text on the photo actually, the brand, the seal of approval thing etc

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