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[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

The problem with the US is

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Not enough militarism

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Rare voice of reason in the replies

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

contextphobic And then I campaigned on "The most lethal military"

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Fixing the MIC to get it ready for a real war would require overhauling it to work more or less like it did at the peak of WW2. That means 90%+ taxes, strict government oversight on all programs, business "owners" being more or less completely under Washington's control, etc. Never gonna happen in a million years - the current MIC is doing exactly what it was actually designed to do, which is provide a kayfabe for funneling public money into private hands and occasionally blow up poor people who can't fight back.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

The "current climate" as in the "climate that's currently baking the planet in no small part due to the single largest CO2 emitter in the world, the United States military"?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 17 points 10 hours ago

I fucking hate American politics. Its the shittiest on the entire planet, possibly in its entire history.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Remember diet soda can be worse than regular soda. Diet Republicans can also be worse than Republicans

this worked out really well for the dems in 2024

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

r/neoliberal would like you to find the difference between this the-democrat and this the-republican picture. (They're the same picture)

[–] cisco@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

One of them kills you and mauls at your corpse while the other asks for your consent before killing and mauling your corpse anyway

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

part-of-history At least they were polite about dismembering me.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"the current climate" as opposed to all the years before when it was fine and they wouldn't have wanted the dem to be a warmonger

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

Dems haven’t been “doves” since Carter and we all know the truth about the Carter admin, it’s so fucking stupid that they still think this ghost of a stigma applies. Why? Because of a bunch of opinion makers who think cable news is still important, fucking bean counters that think they can see the future in landline cold calls to Meemaw, shit hasn’t been true my entire life and I’ve been around for four decades.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Literally every person running for US president ever promises this, because otherwise they wouldn't be allowed to run.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

It’s the only thing we make besides corn. They just know it would throw an ugly (but not system breaking!) wrench in their gears by admitting that we need to sell missiles to the baby killers because the “put the economy on a credit card” solution to the consumer spending decreases has begun to run out of motion.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

yes-honey-left healthcare pls

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

"many people won't like it" we must do the unpopular thing in the popularity contest

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Liberals treat elections less like appealing to constituents and more like a ritual in honor to an evil blood god who might offer very small blessings like healthcare if people just shut up and praise the blood god

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

the blood god also actively hates us and wants to see us suffer, so appeasing it is pointless

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

Extremely funny distillation of their position I’m gonna borrow it

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

They're still going to blame the voters when the Dems eat shit again in 2028

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Who else could possibly be responsible?

[–] haxboar@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Every Lilb post-election analysis: who-did-this

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Wdym, they're blaming anyone not in the dnc or anything that wasn't deep throated support.

[–] warbeak@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago

"Key strategies for accommodating my humiliation fetish"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How have these dweeb not learned from their last success, Obama and just promise shit they won't deliver on? At least try to be popular

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

“I’ll close Guantanamo after I annex Cuba, it won’t be necessary anymore” - 2028 Dem frontrunner Damien Bloodchalice

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Most Lethal Military in the world! so-true

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Was one of the few times I remember my mouth hanging open in shock that she could say something that fucking stupid on national tv.

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At that moment everyone realized or should have realized she was going to lose.

I still can't believe they put that in the acceptance speech

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

She didn't know how to filter between the speeches she gave to the bribers and ones she gave to the public.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 13 hours ago

jokermala

we must not allow a genocide capacity gap

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

we just needed to make it even more lethal not just most lethal!

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

But what if we spent even more on the military is an insane take. Wish the parties would merge already.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

They can't merge, the liberals are stuck desperately trying to prove to republicans that they aren't marxists.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago

the-democrat We're bringing back The Surge!

anakin-padme-2 Like, the soda right?

the-democrat

anakin-padme-4

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 13 hours ago

unlimited anduril drones upon hapless refugees

i'm a humanitarian

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago

Democrats need to nuke the entire world because that's the only way to keep Americans safe

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yet I still get push back when I say the-democrat and the-republican parties are essentially identical if you don't live in the USA (and they align for basically all internal issues too)

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

So many just refuse to see anything other than republicans and dems in the usa. Hell still blows their minds when people point out the liberal dem parties in othet countries are on the right.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Healthcare please

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How'd that go last time, numbnuts?

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago

Really well for those consultants splitting a $1 billion pie pete