thank you Chuck, for the Conan O'Brien Tonight Show "Walker Texas Ranger Lever"
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When chuck norris died, he didnt fall into hell, hell came up to meet him
Dunno how much of a shit he was in his personal life
He was a massive homophobe who complained that Democrats went "too far left" for not hating gay people enough.
Ah, rip bozo then.
Sorry pal, much like Osama Bin Laden I'm not gonna believe it til I see the body.
Claims to be pro-life
Dies
Typical...
Hey guys remember Chuck Norris jokes? Those slapped when you were 12.
One time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were:
"Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK's head exploded in pure amazement."
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."
IIRC chuck norris jokes started out as vin diesel jokes and then at some point it got swapped out
I remember there being Glenn Danzig variants of them before the Norris ones.
"While male pregnancies are not common, thanks to medical technology they are becoming a bit less rare. Danzig, however, needed no help from doctors in order to spontaneously grow a womb and ovaries. He simply willed it."
https://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/20/danzig-gives-birth-to-identical-twin-girls/
We 2008 memes in this binch!
Chuck 
Norris 
Also, legendarily bad actor, that's why his kicking is his most well known acting talent.
Ooh, can I have a little 
as a treat?
Also, as someone who is currently working on a Walker, Texas Ranger podcast, this now means that I can't have him on the show
But it does give me an idea for a funny bit to do on the show
You're going to steal Chuck Norris's body out of the grave and weekend-at-bernie's the body around the street for a podcast? That's pretty sick and twisted idk.
sigh fine, one last Chuck Norris fact.
He didn’t “die” he just beat the main campaign of IRL.
Chuck Norris will now start the New Game+
I'm going to spend my day spamming Reddit with, "Chuck Norris has allowed Death to come take him."
Updoots to the left please, kind le redditsirs.
Remember the time ~~this guy~~ a guy who's name also starts with C yelled at an empty chair at the RNC?
That was Clint Eastwood. Same difference tho
My bad. That was the other kick boi
Looks like Obama finally got him
Legendary meme, B list actor from the 80s
oh well
rest in shit
Got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee so hard it took a lifetime realize he was dead.
RIP BOZO
Good for him or her
cuck norris
Ah well. He sucked but I don't know that he actually hurt anybody. Probably donated a bunch of money to bad people. I don't know if there's enough for me to outweigh 'it's sad when an old man dies' to bring the crabs out.
Beyond acting, Norris became a bestselling author of books on martial arts, exercise, philosophy, conservative politics, Christian western fiction, self‑help, and biography, and wrote a regular column for WorldNetDaily.
Listed here: all the ways you can hurt tons of people using only a publishing house.