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Legendary actor Chuck Norris dies at 86 (archive.today)

submitted 1 day ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/popularculture@hexbear.net

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Dunno how much of a shit he was in his personal life, I just now him from the movies.

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey guys remember Chuck Norris jokes? Those slapped when you were 12.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

One time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were:

"Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK's head exploded in pure amazement."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC chuck norris jokes started out as vin diesel jokes and then at some point it got swapped out

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember there being Glenn Danzig variants of them before the Norris ones.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

"While male pregnancies are not common, thanks to medical technology they are becoming a bit less rare. Danzig, however, needed no help from doctors in order to spontaneously grow a womb and ovaries. He simply willed it."

https://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/20/danzig-gives-birth-to-identical-twin-girls/

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

We 2008 memes in this binch!