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Dunno how much of a shit he was in his personal life, I just now him from the movies.

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

One time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were:

"Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK's head exploded in pure amazement."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."