Chapotraphouse

Panel 1: Beloved partner! My chrono-sensory apparatus indicates the local temporal coordinate has reached 16:00 hours (4:00 PM) —a juncture which, according to the deeply ingrained protocols of our established relational scaffolding, corresponds precisely with the scheduled commencement of your scheduled penile deformation event!

Panel 2: Ah. Affirmative, my cherished companion. I acknowledge and validate this recurring appointment. I shall now assume the designated stationary posture and offer my phallus for the prescribed compressive ritual. Proceed.

People still idolize this fucking clueless dolt btw

Just retire already old man. Spend time with your grand children instead of whatever the fuck this is.

why did you bomb girl school, claude? why did you do it? do you like bombing girl schools?

if $rtx bernie was a good person and had to do this stunt, little promoter of ai that he is

A senile old man talks to a language model used for war crimes. That's the joke.

Claude's logo looks like a poopy bunghole doe.

Looking into a mirror and asking it about its manufacturer

i am once again asking you to count from 1 to 100 without skipping any numbers in between

Crazy old man speaking to a markov chain

It's a parrot. It repeats back what you say to it, it doesn't have opinions or anything like that (in terms of "talking" but unlike claude actual parrots have their own subjectivity and sentience it just differs from ours). Prompt the plagiarism machine with a little bit of anticapitalist language and it will sound like a socialist, prompt it with a heritage foundation talking point and it will sound like a chud, etc.

does bro having nothing else to do? there's probably a better way to show whatever his point is than talk to the unreliable machine of dubious quality of generative text..

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