Imagine a sports bar… but just for situation monitoring — live X feeds, flight radar, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket screens.
They should run a bet about when the bar is destroyed.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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Polycule? 
Hexbear meetup when ? 
Good bit tbh
If there was any single location that deserves some kind of pillar of lightning to come down and scour it to the bedrock it’s whatever room is full of whoever it was that makes these things happen
The PRC doesn't need military satellites to aim their dongfengs. Just open up a web portal where we can put in coordinates for them and the American Century of humiliation will have started by lunch.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"Hey do you wanna go to the pub or the pub that Gives You Anxiety?"
If I were a hacker a DC bar full of drunk congressional aides placing bets on their unprotected phones and the bar's lowest bidder ass touch screen computers would be a magical opportunity.
it's illegal if you do it though
Learn to not get caught, learn to quadcopter/drone.
If this were a scene in that Watchdogs game from like a decade ago, I'd say the devs were being lazy and making the most dense place for causing chaos/getting hacks (or whatever you do I forget at this point). Like write about hacking your way into tracing some press loser to a bar or something more creative.
But instead its close to real. 
Yeah, this is some The Boyz level writing
This is just "How do we make a bookies for wine drinkers?"
Someone will counter prediction betting by preparing in advance against the expected outcome.
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet.
Imagine a sports bar… but just for situation monitoring — live X feeds, flight radar, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket screens.
tbh if this wasn't run by polymarket it would be a pretty cool idea for a bar damnit.
A bar but it's just the /c/news megathread is more like it.
Any texan's with an Iran shirt wanna go to DC?
slap this on a shirt and go
Of all the things we could have in the world, we somehow end up with bars designed to cater to an even lower form of gambling
Just open a Keno bar like a normal person
How has no chud come up with Patriot Paremovedo 
Sometimes the slur filter is a thing of beauty
A gambling pinball machine could actually be pretty cool. Pinball old heads might not like it but I would sure like it a lot better than the slot machine slop that is now at most gas stations and dive bar in the midwest.
Upper midwest already had their gaming shit like keno and the pull tab thing which will always be better then losing all your money to the flashing lights money taker machine.
A gambling pinball machine would run into all kinds of weird old timey laws, because pinball machines were invented in the first place to avoid gambling laws
That’s what I thought at first but I couldn’t find anything like that. But tbf I’m no legal expert and I only looked kinda hard.
double fisting two beers as fast as I can before throwing a chair through their stupid fuckign electric globe screaming "PREDICT THIS"
I'm generally against flying two planes into things, but
bet u fivebux they dont hit it
I would love to people-watch there.
Sounds kinda sick actually I love charts
This is how you kill a meme btw. Yes even you polymarket you cringe fucks.
We could make bots that pretend to be old people excited about it.
“This puts rizz in my aura, sixty-seven was a great year” 
This could not sound more insufferable if they tried.
Ladbrokes with beer