this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

report what? over 16 merkava tanks lost already?

a few days ago they tried to land forces via helicopter and failed. then tried again and failed. then tried to sneak in dressed as lebanese soldiers and failed (they also tried this during the 12 day war and failed then, too)

[–] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not that the Entity cares but that's perfidy, which is a war crime

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (5 children)

but who collects the sperm collectors' sperm?

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

israel sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting

[–] facow@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Sperm team 6 kelly

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is so funny to me because it seems to me that your own sperm would be the easiest sperm to collect.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does seem like rather than sending out elite battlefield extraction teams you could just... have the boys bank it before they deploy

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's probably bad for morale; like you'd have to face mortality before deploying. I got the sense that they're not exactly thrilled to be fighting because they just want to bully children and do war crimes, not actually have conflict.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

what, it's not enough that your chosen seed will live on forever, you have to survive too? fascists these days

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Who splotches the Splotchmen

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Quis sperma ~~a~~ collectoribus ipsos spermatis colligit?

Doesn't have the same ring to it

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 1 month ago

May they fall twice as much as they fell others.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

if Iran bombs the national sperm bank it's over

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sperm collectors swarm the battlefield like so many ants

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I wish them all the bad luck in the world both in their offensive and in their attempts to suppress bad news

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

How can you make a map like that and not share it?