How can you make a map like that and not share it?
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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report what? over 16 merkava tanks lost already?
a few days ago they tried to land forces via helicopter and failed. then tried again and failed. then tried to sneak in dressed as lebanese soldiers and failed (they also tried this during the 12 day war and failed then, too)
Not that the Entity cares but that's perfidy, which is a war crime
Perfideez nuts
if Iran bombs the national sperm bank it's over
but who collects the sperm collectors' sperm?
This is so funny to me because it seems to me that your own sperm would be the easiest sperm to collect.
It does seem like rather than sending out elite battlefield extraction teams you could just... have the boys bank it before they deploy
It's probably bad for morale; like you'd have to face mortality before deploying. I got the sense that they're not exactly thrilled to be fighting because they just want to bully children and do war crimes, not actually have conflict.
what, it's not enough that your chosen seed will live on forever, you have to survive too? fascists these days
israel sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting
Sperm team 6
Who splotches the Splotchmen
Quis sperma ~~a~~ collectoribus ipsos spermatis colligit?
Doesn't have the same ring to it
I wish them all the bad luck in the world both in their offensive and in their attempts to suppress bad news
May they fall twice as much as they fell others.
The sperm collectors swarm the battlefield like so many ants