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[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Um I didn't vote and I don't really care male or female. I'm just a horny monkey looking for sexy time with someone?

https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Sorry, I don't really understand what's going on in here. I just clicked because I've seen boykisser :3

Anyway, based on some of your posts, you might find !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone interesting.

[–] nothingworked@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Gees, so gay.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Well you've done pissed everyone off.

Good job <3 I mean that legitimately. The best shitpost I've ever made have always been the ones causing straight dudes to get ravenous over me being gay. So much funnier seeing them just drool in rage and seems like you got the same pricks going lmao

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As a straight guy I'm actually relieved you're gay because that's just less competition. Carry on doing the gay!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It is strange how many women hit on me and I have zero response for it everytime

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Interestingly enough I've never had a gay guy hit on me. Either I exude straight vibes or gay dudes just aren't desperate enough to settle for me lmao

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 52 minutes ago

Probably just the vibes lol also gotta think about the fact that if we hit on the wrong person we can die lol we gotta be careful about that in general. Also I wouldn't worry about looks either. I'm into dudes that look Seth Rogan and stuff. See the right side of this meme for some my type of omnom. Boop

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That could make me jealous, but then again so many men hit on me and I have zero response for it everytime so I guess we're even

Actually if I'm being honest I'm just happy to know I'm hot to someone

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I tend to apologize to the gay people for wasting their time and wasting their attention.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In real life I have never seen someone care. Some people avoid it because RL has consequences, but most just don't care about other people's sexuality. I don't live in the US tho.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As a gay man I've seen people care so much they tried to kill me lol

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's very sad that people still suffer for something that shouldn't be an issue to anyone. This hate is fed to ignorant people so they don't focus on real issues that affect their life.

There are some cultures where bigots are more prevalent, with ignorance and religion being the main catalysts. The US has plenty of both.

There are bigots in my country too, but they are more oppressed because here, hate is not considered free speech and culturally, most people will ostracize you if you express divisive opinions.

On the internet they are rampant, because of the amplification effect and perceived anonymity.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

simpler times

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

cw: talks a fair bit about sex and my perspective on it

i sometimes experience a problem myself similar in vain to this.

as much as i enjoy snuggling and affection and even more "smutty" stuff like breasts, i do not enjoy the prospect of sex. perhaps its some form of gender dysphoria, perhaps its something else, honestly not super sure. all i know is i don't find sex appealing!! but i'm also not vehemently against it or disgusted by it. i think this article puts it really well:

i think it would be more accurate so [sic] say that, often, asexuality yearns for the absence of sex, rather than being defined by it.

with regards to nudity: the only times it actually makes me feel a little uncomfortable is when it is set in a sexual/romantic setting. if someone is at the lake with not as much as a patch of covering on them and just swimming around and having fun, i don't mind at all. so long as its not sexualized i think nudity is perfectly okay! but, if it is brought into any romance through even just caressing the other's hair or whatever, it puts me off a little.

again, i do like this sort of affection, i do absolutely find people attractive. i just enjoy being able to be affectionate or observe it without having to partake in/bear witness to sex!

however, a marginally decent number of people are seemingly unable to comprehend any this. quite often some people get incredibly confused no matter how much i try and explain this to them. i've never really been ridiculed for it thankfully, but it just does not seem to compute in some people's heads that i am not fond of sex!!

that aside, this is thankfully one of the better places i've seen on the internet, and i'm glad to be here!! regardless i provide you with my best wishes when it comes to fending off the demands of the internet, and my apologies for the ramble :D

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Your posts are a refreshing change of pace in an otherwise heavily male-focused space.

Lemmy is great but requires some heavy pruning. I reccomend making frequent use of the block button

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Lemmy also has a misogyny problem, despite being progressive on most issues. Besides my own experience, I’ve seen this a lot in women/feminism-related threads.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I think society at large has a misogyny-as-default problem unfortunately. I guess most of us have been raised with biases we're not really aware of until we reach a certain level of self-reflection.

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[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your posts are a refreshing change of pace in an otherwise heavily male-focused space.

You could almost say /c/femcelmemes is, uhhh, leaking, in a way.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

is this a real thing? like...do people really get so sexually charged they reach out to strangers for sex?

just jerk off into the toilet like a normal person and go about your day.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

Goddamn, I love when you give me orders.

Would you wanna bone?

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[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I feel a bit bad for silently upvoting your content instead of commenting things to offset the shit you must get. I don't say much here compared to how many things I upvote. Please keep doing your thing, you are appreciated here and I hope you can still enjoy yourself without creeps spoiling that.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, this comment thread is gonna make me work.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Lol do you need your bonking stick?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If he's going after people harrassing violet, he can borrow mine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 hours ago

And my... where did I put it again? Shit, I always forget.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

But I did. And if someone wants sexual services from me, assassinate Peter Thiel, and I will be right back on it.

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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

I saw the thumbnail and was about to comment "justice for violet08" but then I opened the post and it was you

Still though. Justice for violet08

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hi, I upvoted your post, so when's the wedding? 😏

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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Some people don't know how to deal with an overtly sexual woman. It throws them for a loop. To some people, only men are allowed to be horny. If you're a horny woman you must be a slut who can't control their emotions and that's bad.

I think it's important for some men to realize women are people, too. I know that sounds silly to say out loud but I really think some guys think women are these completely different creatures from themselves. We're all human and, gasp, some like to talk and joke about sex. The horror!

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

La'Ron Readus has an interesting video essay on this called 'The Siren's Scapegoat' that I recommend giving a watch if you're interested on the way movies have handled women being overtly sexual!

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lol. I am liking your posts 'cause you provide much needed whiplash among dominantly politic content, so thanks xD

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm probably just really tired, but why would people expect that? Posting cool stuff is a huge service that I'm really grateful for, I wouldn't have such an amazing feed without all of you guys who are active posters, if anything you should be offered uh... services, if so desired, not requests to provide them wtf.

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