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[-] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago
  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.

  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I'm bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Water purifier - clean water is essential

Fire Axe - for fire wood collection as well as wood based structures for shelter and defense. Also it is a decent weapon that takes relatively little skill to effectively wield.

German Shepard - loyal and lethal companionship, living thinking alarm bell, will instinctively assist in protection/attacking, could be trained to track game. Will gladly accept food scraps, the bones and flesh of my enemies, and pets as payment for services rendered.

Body armor - reduces risk of infection through scratches to body as well as mild protection against various weapons. Also an added insulative thermal layer for the cold. Body plate can be replaced with old thinkpads as needed

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

LOL, imagine thinking a motorcycle or jeep would do you any damn good (especially after the gas you can siphon from abandoned cars has gone bad), when what you really need is a bicycle. Bikepackers and touring cyclists will be the kings of the apocalypse.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

4 German shepards for having sex with (i am a white woman from the American south)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I was going to say 4 German shepherds for more innocent reasons, but now my answer would be overshadowed be yours

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At least someone gets fucked before getting fucked

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

4 video cameras. I shall trade for all the above with the only source of amateur pornography.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'll pick the dog and we can team up

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

I can't really blame them because they didn't give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call "the basement"

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Is the German Shepard a rescue? Anyway that and the camcorder. I'm making cute dog videos

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Four chain saws

come at me bro

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Gas will expire eventually and you could just hotwire one of the many abandoned cars anyways, if the roads aren't blocked by said cars. Bullets will run out unless you find a gun shop, in which case you get guns anyways. Water purifying is easy enough to do without a machine.

My picks would be German Shepherd, Axe, First Aid, and Radio.

There's a reason we domesticated dogs, they are useful in so many different ways like hunting, defense, and security (and companionship). Especially German Shepherds, you can see the damage they do when used by police.

Axes are survivalist 101 and some are practically multi tools despite being simple.

First Aid because infections, zombie or not, are the real killers throughout history.

The radio's more of a gamble, but it's your best chance to find a new settlement, monke strong together and all that. Also you can maybe stay informed on what's happening in other parts of the country. (And it lets me flex my Amateur Radio License).

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Water purifier: you need water to live. Otherwise you'll die in 3 days.

Jeep: While not the most reliable, they can go off-road and can also be a source of shelter in lieu of a house or tent.

AK: Extremely reliable and easy to service. 7.62 ammo can be harder to come by depending on where you live, but regardless, the AK is a solid weapon.

Fire Axe: Good for chopping down trees, cracking heads or breaking down doors. The practicality is what makes it the better option

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Body armor, first aid kit, machete, water purifier.

If you choose anything that requires fuel or electricity/batteries you're fucked.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Good luck on foot, brah. I'll be taking the jeep and hose-sucking fuel where needed. Provides shelter, warmth, storage.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

He's right, unless you study up on making biodiesel. Then you have the upper hand in the argument, as a diesel Jeep can be run on biodiesel. Rendering those fatty zombie corpses to fuel should be a functional disposal method.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
  • Armor, provided it comes with a helmet & is bite-/scratch-resistant
  • Doggo, because sensing danger is important & loneliness would almost be a bigger killer than zombies,
  • Machete, as a tool & method of defense
  • Water purifier, provided it doesn't require an outlet of some kind
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Camera, motorcycle, ak-47, radio

I call this loadout "twitch streamer of the apocalypse"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My beloved crowbar didnt even make the list :(

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Which four will I be least likely to kill myself by tripping over in the night?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I read Max Brook's "Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z". The choice is very clear for me. Armor, suppressed pistol, machete, purifier.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Depends where you live. A lot of this stuff can be acquired afterwards.

As an Aussie, firearms are very hard to come across. Also, I've never fired a gun before, so I would pick the shotgun because I know my terrible aim would be mitigated somewhat.

Water purifier. Duh.

Fire axe. Utility + weapon.

Tent. I live close to nature, so my game plan is to stock up on nonperishables and go camp for as long as I can, and hope that the zombies have thinned out by the time I need to start scavaging

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
  • Water purifier because I need water!!!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Shotgun, ak-47, pistol, katana. I don't want to live long term in a zombie apocalypse, just need the firepower for a bit of fun before I go. After I run out of ammo for the shotgun and the AK, I use the pistol to kill myself - the katana is just in case I get caught short at close range

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Flashlight, machete, first aid, water purifier.

Vehicles require fuel, and weapons require ammo. I dont know why I'd need a gas mask either.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

How much ammo does each gun have

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

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