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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

See, I would rather see boobs from a top down perspective if-you-know-what-i-mean.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

What are some other ways they can look?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

I think only other women care about this

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Correct, this post is making me think...about boobs!!

[–] K9life@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Is this about natural looking beautiful breasts? I personally love the second pic. Or am I missing something here?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 hours ago
[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Boobs that look like this...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Can also look like this:

(Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got β€˜em.

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

All I can say is

guys really aren't that fussy

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 17 hours ago

If they’re that size they better do that.

Swing low sweet chariots!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

I don't see a problem.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 135 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I can't honestly understand the issue.

So i'll just keep looking until i'll figure it out.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you're an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who's never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now... sagging. You're feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren't like the tits you've seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she's got are these saggy... bags...

Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren't like that at all. And it's awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it's more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I'm yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn't enjoy.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?

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[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

slap me in the face please.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are enough people who don't know this it seems.

I'm learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren't real because no breasts are like that.

She just wasn't wearing a bra.

Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

They also weren't using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob's should look like

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 12 hours ago

They feel like bags of sand

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

The closest thing to real breasts those kind of guys get are the busty anime statues they buy.

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It's body acceptance and positivity for busty women

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Don't assume it's just guys. Some of us women appreciate boobs.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 8 hours ago

Tbf tiddies are pretty awesome

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's whatever you make of it.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

The round breast.. yeah that's all bras and padding. Or implants.

Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that's what they actually are supposed to look like.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

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[–] demlet@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

Either way, I'm just happy to be here.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They've revealed Victoria's secret.

[–] KalSeth@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

And a really, really expensive marketing department.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lift and compress? πŸ–οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

Droop and separate? β˜οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

Nice use of emojis there.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 20 hours ago

taking selfies that are boob flattering is an artform

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What is this sticker on the bottom left on second picture ?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

instagram repost, sees that one of your friends reposted it

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 14 points 22 hours ago

I don’t see a problem.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't get it. Boobs that look pushed up can also look normal?

[–] saimen@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess the point is many people are thinking boobs pushed up is how they look normal.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yup. A lot of guys, especially teenage boys, would say that the left picture is normal, and the right picture is "saggy." They're the same people that look at a woman wearing plenty of makeup and say "You look great without makeup!" and when she's not wearing makeup say "Woah, are you sick or something?"

It's such a common occurrence on the internet that I honestly think the people who are "confused" about the post are just pretending not to know about it to appear even more separated from the idea than simply disagreeing with it.

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I once had a patient that had to roll her breasts up to get into her bra.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
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