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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Winner winner chicken quesadilla

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

I need that on a hat.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.

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[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

wrong answers only

Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Molests Any Gender and Age

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 52 points 2 days ago

More Anal Gay Action

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My Ass Gets ~~Attacked~~ Action

Make Anonymous Gay Accounts

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 day ago

Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

Machiavellian Adolescent Groomer's Association

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Minimally Aware Giant Asshole

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

My Always Gaping Asshole.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 18 points 2 days ago

He said wrong only!

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago

There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

My Anal Goatse Ascends.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

M y A wife G left A me

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Add melanin to that list

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

My Anxiety Goes AAAAAAAAA!

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Might Argentina Go bankrupt Again

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

My Asshole Gets Around!

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Moronic American Griping Angrily

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

Non-Christians

Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Holy shit it is a school bus. Yikes on multiple different bikes.

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[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Misused anal gland association

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

Make America Gay Again

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

But covers his face.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My Ass Gapes Achingly

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Masturbate All Gorillas Anally

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

My Asshole's Getting Aroused

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Mother Always Got Angry

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 4 points 2 days ago

My Anxious Gapey Anus

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Single ply snowflakes.

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Make America Go Apeshit

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

My Ass Got Ass

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Miller asshole gets axed

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

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