Me: "Epstein class" is a thought-terminating cliché and a reductionist approach
Them: [this article]
Me: nevermind, "Epstein class" is absolutely fucking real and a problem to be eliminated
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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Yup, they're spinning up counterpropaganda about it, that to me is an admission it's working.
them: 
Do not come for the Epstein content
Epstein conspiracy theories
what the fuck
The line everyone in the op-ed writer class is going with now seems to be that he wasn't running any sort of sex trafficking ring, he was just a rich guy who was a pedo, and yeah maybe some of the other rich guys he hung out with were also pedos but it wasn't like organized or anything.
Jeff Bezos is begging you to not read Epstein news because 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓼.
"OK, sure, the Epstein stuff may be true and the pro-Iran stuff may be true and the anti-Israel stuff may be true and the anti-USA stuff may be true, but..."
'but what?'
"But whattaya gonna do about it 
"
'mood' as the kids say
Epstein Class: Please don't talk about our pedophile cabal it's giving our enemies leverage.
????
' the message is spreading through generically called "news" accounts ' - The Washington Post
Look at me, I’m a newspaper now
"Our enemies are pointing out the bad aspects of our society and that's propaganda and bad"
The Epstein Files are meant to distract you from how much you love war and murder
Remember when we used to call people libs for not posting links?
In my defense, it's the Washington Post. Posting WaPo excerpts without a link is like posting The Onion excerpts without a link. Everyone knows it's bull crap regardless.
The utter cope and desperation, come get your paper of record dawg
Time for the DNC to drop the "but what about the Epstein files?" line.
Adding a couple names to "Epstein list TNG"
Every Headline lately: People Care About Real Shit Instead of Stocks or Whatever, Here's Why That's Awful