I like this long term prank... Solves Xmas challenges, too (sorta - it's a bit shitty)

The antibeanotics never seem to clear it up.

Yeah we've bean there.

They’re also just gross.

I don’t remember how it happened but I wound up with one can of Goya and one can of (I think) Hanover Butter Beans.

The Goya beans were slimy, smushed, having fewer and overall shitty beans compared to the other brand.

So fuck Goya for everything you said but also fuck them for having a shit ass product.

Yup, came here to say this.

I still remember when that happened. I worked at a grocery store at the time and so many MAGA came and bought so much Goya by the case. Never saw them by those ever again even when they did get beans (many of them were regulars and it was a small store so there was only ever 1 cashier on duty at any time unless it got busy).

To be fair, from that article:

At the time, the nine-person board was in favor of removing Unanue from the company entirely, but the regulations of the family-owned business, founded in 1936 by Prudencio Unanue Ortiz — Robert Unanue’s grandfather — would not allow it, as noted by the New York Post.

Though shitty company policies are also a good reason to boycott a company.

beanware!

Noooo!

now all they need is some of that gubbahmint cheese to make a badass grilled cheese.

I love pranks like this - completely off the wall, nobody gets hurt

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Yeah, I've heard people have to resort to some crazy stuff once porn stops working for them

beans again

real beans

Looks like Brer Rabbit really hates beans you guys