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The MAGAts are a bunch of weak willed, emotional snowflakes.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

So connect 4, but he can't count that high...

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Imagine playing Connect 4, or any game for that matter, against him; halfway through the game he'd yell "STOP THE STEAL!!!!!"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Connect 4 is still played in two dimensions tho...

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

That’s what THEY want you to think! Wake up sheeple!!!

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 18 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

I hope gas goes up $10 a gallon. You oil dependent suckers.

Get a bike

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I wish it were that simple. Unfortunately we still get screwed even if we don't drive, how else would food and supplies get delivered to shops? It's all dependent on fossil fuels... Everything is going to be more expensive. I guess this is what Trump supporters think "owning the libs" is.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That assumes the market just sits still when oil prices rise. It doesn’t.

Yes, higher fuel prices can raise shipping costs in the short term. But they also create strong incentives to shift to cheaper alternatives. When oil becomes expensive, companies move freight to rail, electrify delivery fleets, source goods more locally, and invest in more efficient logistics. Higher oil prices don’t just make everything permanently expensive. They change the market.

Price pressure pushes businesses toward transportation methods that use less or no fossil fuel, which becomes more competitive over time.

Markets adapt. That’s how price signals work.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Except then you'll end up paying more for everything else too.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip -1 points 58 minutes ago

A lot less good for my disabled ass but go off I guess.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Topped off the tanks yesterday. Since I mostly bike each tank lasts a month or more depending on how many times I have to shuttle kids.

I’d love for gas to go to $10 a gallon. I5 would be a ghost town. No traffic, save the environment (kind of). Oh yeah!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago

I just walk mostly

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I want $15. Let's price everyone out of commuting.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I wonder if this is the final nail that will decouple the world economy from the dollar.

But then, I suppose the plan was to decouple the world from the dollar all the time. Trump is clearly playing 5D connect-4.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wish the bastard was playing hangman.

[–] neonchaos@piefed.social 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"Its a 7 letter word, E_stein. Just need one more letter, any guesses?"

"China!"

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lol stupid.

I'd like to solve: BIDEN

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

"It's a three letter word synonynous with father. What's your first guess?"

My first guess: Z

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If anything Trump was trying to prevent the change away from the petrodollar standard. That “currency” allows the US to run up debts because nobody wants the dollar to collapse and wreck everything traded in USD.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/trumps-venezuela-oil-grab-revives-petrodollar-debate-2026-01-06/

I don’t know about the quality of this site, so be skeptical: https://factually.co/fact-checks/foreign-policy/was-iran-threatening-to-abandon-petrodollar-275c36

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Iran has been out of the petrodollar system since the maximalist sanctions the US imposed in 1995. Sanctioned countries don't have a use for dollars.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Trump has singlehandedly destroyed the Untied States place in the world

Eh, he's pushed around and bribed to make certain decisions. He's the right man for the job of accelerating the decline of the empire and the beginning of the multi-nodal world, whether he and his followers know it or not, simply because he truly has no spine, no morals, no ideology, he just cares about his money.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago

Silver linings, I guess?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

laughing from my desk job at a Fortune 500 O&G company

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

I kind of forgot about this angle. That rich libs in the middle classes are affected less than the lower classes that were duped. It’s all really shitty honestly.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

That’s an ambitious perspective for a stick figure artist. I respect the effort.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So glad I got those solar panels, and an ev when Sleepy Joe was in charge. And I'm in a town small enough for most of my errands to be by bicycle. People are already having an affordability crisis, so this will hit them in the pocket, and they'll blame trumpy, who quite obviously is the sleepy one. Every tiny lever against the current administration, every one, counts, and we should keep pulling those levers.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Really regretting putting off that panel installation.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

My brother dragged his heels, too. Our Mom passed, and that's how there was enough money to take that step. She wanted us to do it, heck it's something I've wanted since early childhood. So it goes.

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 16 points 23 hours ago

3D Chutes and Ladders: Oops All Chutes edition.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need "Thanks sleepy Don" stickers on every gas pump stat!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Its on. I have one hundred A4 sticker sheets. To the gas pumps.

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Silly question for the lemmy brain trust: what happens when most people are priced out of commuting?

Seems like that would inadvertently bring about a general strike.

[–] StonksDiff13@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh please. Don't you see they always keep you squeezed just enough so the hopeless balance of inaction is protected?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

3D version of 52 pickup is more like it.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So throwing the cards down a set of stairs, or maybe into some dense bushes.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's really just regular 52 pickup except that people are tricked into it by insane promises of it being "the best card game in history, maybe ever."

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I need this meme format. I am willing to invest $.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

My b, here ya go.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Wait. So the president do control gas prices? It's so much different this time!

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