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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I wonder if this is the final nail that will decouple the world economy from the dollar.

But then, I suppose the plan was to decouple the world from the dollar all the time. Trump is clearly playing 5D connect-4.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wish the bastard was playing hangman.

[–] neonchaos@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Its a 7 letter word, E_stein. Just need one more letter, any guesses?"

"China!"

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol stupid.

I'd like to solve: BIDEN

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, seven letters. It's "Brandon"

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

"It's a three letter word synonynous with father. What's your first guess?"

My first guess: Z

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If anything Trump was trying to prevent the change away from the petrodollar standard. That “currency” allows the US to run up debts because nobody wants the dollar to collapse and wreck everything traded in USD.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/trumps-venezuela-oil-grab-revives-petrodollar-debate-2026-01-06/

I don’t know about the quality of this site, so be skeptical: https://factually.co/fact-checks/foreign-policy/was-iran-threatening-to-abandon-petrodollar-275c36

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You were not born when the decoupling began. You will not live to see it end.

I suppose the plan was to decouple the world from the dollar all the time.

I mean, depends on who you ask. But there's definitely been a deliberately effort from within the Silicon Valley wing of the economy to force people into using Cryptocurrency as a legally-compulsory dollar alternative.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You were not born when the decoupling began.

As recently as the 1970s, the world was getting unambiguously more coupled. As recently as the 1990s, it was ambiguously so.

And decoupling only started to really happen last year. Before that it was going in a glacial pace.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And decoupling only started to really happen last year.

We began decoupling when we took a militant policy against immigration. You can take that back to Clinton in the 90s or all the way back to Eisenhower in the 50s. But we've been adopting strains of isolationism straight back to the final days of WW2.

You could describe the Cold War as an enormous globalized decoupling event, which we tentatively recoiled from a few times before collapsing back into it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

it depends where you look. there's been intentional economic globalism in areas. regionalism? we applauded nixon for making inroads with china.

an interconnected global economy is the soundest defensive military policy i can think of. what government is going to be fool enough to blow up iran's economy when iran's economy is their economy too? (yes krasnov is fool enough it was a stupid question but you get it right?)

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump has singlehandedly destroyed the Untied States place in the world

Eh, he's pushed around and bribed to make certain decisions. He's the right man for the job of accelerating the decline of the empire and the beginning of the multi-nodal world, whether he and his followers know it or not, simply because he truly has no spine, no morals, no ideology, he just cares about his money.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Silver linings, I guess?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

laughing from my desk job at a Fortune 500 O&G company

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

That’s an ambitious perspective for a stick figure artist. I respect the effort.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I kind of forgot about this angle. That rich libs in the middle classes are affected less than the lower classes that were duped. It’s all really shitty honestly.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So glad I got those solar panels, and an ev when Sleepy Joe was in charge. And I'm in a town small enough for most of my errands to be by bicycle. People are already having an affordability crisis, so this will hit them in the pocket, and they'll blame trumpy, who quite obviously is the sleepy one. Every tiny lever against the current administration, every one, counts, and we should keep pulling those levers.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really regretting putting off that panel installation.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

My brother dragged his heels, too. Our Mom passed, and that's how there was enough money to take that step. She wanted us to do it, heck it's something I've wanted since early childhood. So it goes.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can DIY relativlty inexpensivly, at least until it gets to the electrical interconnect.

Im eyeballing a home battery pack from ecoflow:

https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/ecoflow-delta-pro-ultra-smart-home-panel-2-review/

The newish one, newer than that article, can take 6k of input panels with it built in solar. If you go with that smart panel, it seamlessly integrates with your house. 15k for the battery + panel + install, 2-3k for the panels if you DIY the install, which will just be climbing on the roofs, drilling racks, and running an electrical cable to the battery pack.

It likely wont power your whole house, but 6k is a good start. You can also double up on the controller and install 12k of panels if you want, so on and so forth.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

they will just blame the next dem in the whitehouse, they cant afford to blame trump.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I hope gas goes up $10 a gallon. You oil dependent suckers.

Get a bike

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish it were that simple. Unfortunately we still get screwed even if we don't drive, how else would food and supplies get delivered to shops? It's all dependent on fossil fuels... Everything is going to be more expensive. I guess this is what Trump supporters think "owning the libs" is.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That assumes the market just sits still when oil prices rise. It doesn’t.

Yes, higher fuel prices can raise shipping costs in the short term. But they also create strong incentives to shift to cheaper alternatives. When oil becomes expensive, companies move freight to rail, electrify delivery fleets, source goods more locally, and invest in more efficient logistics. Higher oil prices don’t just make everything permanently expensive. They change the market.

Price pressure pushes businesses toward transportation methods that use less or no fossil fuel, which becomes more competitive over time.

Markets adapt. That’s how price signals work.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Topped off the tanks yesterday. Since I mostly bike each tank lasts a month or more depending on how many times I have to shuttle kids.

I’d love for gas to go to $10 a gallon. I5 would be a ghost town. No traffic, save the environment (kind of). Oh yeah!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I just walk mostly

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I want $15. Let's price everyone out of commuting.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need "Thanks sleepy Don" stickers on every gas pump stat!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its on. I have one hundred A4 sticker sheets. To the gas pumps.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So connect 4, but he can't count that high...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Connect 4 is still played in two dimensions tho...

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That’s what THEY want you to think! Wake up sheeple!!!

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Imagine playing Connect 4, or any game for that matter, against him; halfway through the game he'd yell "STOP THE STEAL!!!!!"

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

3D version of 52 pickup is more like it.

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The MAGAts are a bunch of weak willed, emotional snowflakes.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Silly question for the lemmy brain trust: what happens when most people are priced out of commuting?

Seems like that would inadvertently bring about a general strike.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Wait. So the president do control gas prices? It's so much different this time!

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 3 points 1 month ago

1D Ludo be like: .

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I need this meme format. I am willing to invest $.

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