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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The consensus in the end was that Nicole was a victim of harassment.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 5 minutes ago

And because of that it don't feel right to use her picture to make jokes.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The Fediverse Chick if you're nasty

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Is this a "the game" situation where if you actually explain anything you lose? Because none of the comments explain what this is about..

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 29 minutes ago

Many moons ago, when all this were trees, this lass spammed our inboxes.

I do not fear your puny robots.

[–] TisI@lemmy.zip 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

A while ago, people on Lemmy got messages from this woman saying she's Nicole, 28, from Poland living in Canada and she called herself the fediverse chick. These messages with different pictures of her continued, each from a different account. Towards the end, some people reported getting some dark messages (I didn't get any of those, so not sure what they were). And then everything stopped.

P.S. this is just from my memory, and it can be pretty shit sometimes.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No, everyone just knows. Of you don't, you haven't been here long enough to join the club.

Edit: apparently I'm not in the club either....

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 47 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Is it that fediverse chick that was sending me messages?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Robot death squad has been dispatched. As soon as the Indian teleoperators finish their lunch break, you're toast!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

don't mind them.

they're just doing the needful.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Begging the favour of your esteemed demise.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 hours ago

Its not safe here.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

DM’s from the future.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

Count your days.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Babe, new cryptid just dropped

[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Does she have an SCP entry yet?

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 33 points 4 hours ago

Nicole my destiny

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I hear FidoNet whispering in modem noises.

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why does she have MS13 tatooed onto her forehead?

Because it came off the back of her hand when she wiped sweat from her brow with it.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 hours ago

Nicole Witchhunt they said

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Still no info about whether the body in the bag was her?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 hours ago

what?

THEY SAID: “STILL NO INFO ABOUT WHETHER THE BODY IN THE BAG WAS HER?”!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know the full story and I never received any of the messages, but apparently the last few got really dark.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Wow.... I only got the one....