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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I absolutely hate those "let's go around the circle and introduce ourselves" exercises. Making children do them seems especially cruel.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Don't you think it's good to train children to be able to talk to strangers, in public and introduce themselves? I know it's stressful but I think it is useful.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's just not how people introduce themselves out in the real world though.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

work is the real world and i have some news

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The problem is the lack of structure.

I organize a lot of workshops involving people from experts to executives, where you always need an introduction round, and I give them a structure to follow. Makes the task it easier, but it’ll also be much more useful for the group, as we’ll focus in the aspects of a person that matter for the context of the workshop.

For a class intro in primary school, it could be:

  • name and age
  • nickname you’d like others to call you
  • favorite subject
  • favorite hobby / free time activity

I just made this up, but a teacher could probably come up with something even more fitting.

The point is, always give people structure or guidance, you’ll get much more out of similar introduction rounds.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Sure but in the real world you will sometimes get this and sometimes get no structure. It's been about 50/50 for me so far. Being able to do either on the fly is good.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

What do you think is different compared to when you join some new company, training or club and you are asked to present yourself to the group?

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Someone in our new partner team has scheduled a meeting for 11am today for us to introduce ourselves to each other.

Guess how it's going to be structured

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I'm so sorry.

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[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends how many of these kids will end up in AA meetings

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[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's not training though, you get thrown into the real thing immediately that decides the rest of your social time at school.

If you were encouraged and made to practice in private before, then I would agree with you. But there is no "training" in this, it's just, either you can already do it or you can't.

It would be possible to coach kids about what to say in such situations, make them prepare and practice in private, let the teacher hear the introduction before anyone else, give feedback, and then put them in front of the class. And afterwards, talk about how it went, what went well, what to improve. Does any of this happen? If no, then it's no training.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

It’s not training though, you get thrown into the real thing immediately that decides the rest of your social time at school.

Aren't you exaggerating a little? Kids get to know each other better with time too.

Agreed with doing it with guidance and feedback.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

It'd just be a lot less horrible if you don't have to come up with something to say about yourself. Kids are RUTHLESS and if you're not quick on your feet, or even if you are, but the thing you say can be taken wrong, you will be bullied for the rest of your time in school over it. Unless you luck out and someone else's thing is even worse.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Introducing yourself to others is like the basis of all socialization. 🤔

[–] frog@feddit.uk 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Introducing yourself to others is normal. Speaking infront of a group is not. Both can bring out social anxiety but public speaking is different than socializing with a small group.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Speaking a few sentences in front a classroom sized group is pretty normal and kids should be exposed to it. Uncomfortable experiences are a part of growing up.

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[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Both are very important. Not being able to speak in front of a group can change the trajectory of your entire life. Children especially should have as many paths open as possible for when they're ready to decide which one to take.

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[–] taxon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, but some people, myself included, find forcibly requiring individuals to introduce themselves in succession to be disingenuous.

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

I'm 44 and I used to hate those too. But there is one fun fact about these. If you go first, you can fill it in as you want and every one will follow your format. Quite funny once you notice this.

Anyway next time I have one of those, I'll make sure to add "favorite dinosaur" to it.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

One could say it's healthy for a growing child to occasionally be put in awkward situations where they have to define themselves. It's not fun but it helps shape personality.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it cruel?

I don't agree, I think if you force a crying child to say their name — that's obviously going too far. But it is important to get kids used to socializing, human beings need other human beings ultimately.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Flashback to a kid in my class who ruined his entire highschool time by saying "my name is [name] and I breed rabbits" during the first 10 minutes of school.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, kids at your school were fucking stupid. That kid had shittons of rabbits that needed petting.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So many school problems could have been solved by saying "you guys are dumb fucks."

I mean the teacher saying that.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oof, that's rough. Was it an urban school? I grew up in an agricultural area and I swear pretty much everybody was breeding something

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 54 points 1 month ago

Kid: I don’t care about ordinary people Same kid: immediately cries at reaction of ordinary people

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upvote for the Haruhi reference cringe or not.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It's no better or worse than going with the usual Egon quote about collecting fungus, molds, and spores. That's how nerds find each other, one of them fires off a signal flare, revealing their location and putting themselves in danger, and other misfits sit next to them at lunch so they can all get hazed together.

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[–] remon@ani.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon is Haruhi Suzumiya ...

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 18 points 1 month ago

Truly God helps those that help themselves.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Would have been pretty funny (to those in the know) if he managed to do it with confidence. Shame.

Also damn, this Greentext is 10 years old. Doing this nowadays in highschool would definitely net you a room full of blank stares (best case) even if you don't botch the delivery.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: this practice hasn't changed in the hundreds (thousands?) of years we've been asking kids to introduce themselves to a group

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah, but this is a specific quote from an anime. The practice still exists I'm sure, but would anyone get the reference?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you think this is tragic, wait till you get to the end of the episode when space aliens steal his dongle.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Villain arc anlocked.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was he really? He cried right afterwards, showing how much he cares what ordinary people care about him.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's just from psychological stress of delivering a presentation facing a room full of unfamiliar beings. He only interacts with aliens, time travellers and espers!

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do it with confidence and you'll be the cool kid from day one

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I remember signing end of elementary/primary school leaving shirts with my email at the time instead of my name because i was certain that my handle would be (in)famous. The email misspelt "requiem" as "requim"

shudders

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