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Anon introduces himself (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 50 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Flashback to a kid in my class who ruined his entire highschool time by saying "my name is [name] and I breed rabbits" during the first 10 minutes of school.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oof, that's rough. Was it an urban school? I grew up in an agricultural area and I swear pretty much everybody was breeding something

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes it was. It was also the early 00's and we were a bunch of 12 year old shits, and he was (in hindsight) rather on the spectrum.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Man, kids at your school were fucking stupid. That kid had shittons of rabbits that needed petting.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

So many school problems could have been solved by saying "you guys are dumb fucks."

I mean the teacher saying that.