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Spock and Kirk. Spock asks, "Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?"

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[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

That watermark needs font help...looks too much like Captain Kink

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 10 hours ago

"The needs of legislative inertia outweigh the needs of the many."

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

One less hour of sleep. I can't get past that.

Perhaps next week I might be able to appreciate the extra daylight.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer the dark. Can we innitiate darkness savings time? I want it pitch black by noon.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Just move to above the arctic circle.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

That works until summer.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

That sounds cold.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

“Clocks… adjusted?”

“Yes. Even the coffee maker.”

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 12 hours ago

"I have been, and always shall be, late for work."

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

But at what cost?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

I happily report that battle, no, the war, has been won in British Columbia.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Yes but, what are we saving the daylight for?

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago

I honestly never notice. My wife hates having clocks around, and neither of us are slaves to routine.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 11 hours ago

Daylight... out of danger?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Och! Ye canna change the hands of Timex!

Buuut ... I might just be able to bend 'em a little!"

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

"I'm an engineer, not a horologist, Mr. Spock."