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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Gimp developers be like 👆👆👆.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

i swear guys 3.0 is just around the corner for real this time

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Gotta keep us on the edge.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

THE GIMP IS EDGING US??!!!? 😳😳😳😳

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You can slap me if I'm wrong... preferably on the butt.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

"Gimp", aside from being an open source image editor is also a term used in BDSM fetish communities. I think the joke is basically that the developers who work on the image editor must also be into BDSM.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Is it pronounced gimp or jimp?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's pronounced like gif but with "mp" instead of "f"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

GIMP
GNU Image Manipulation Program
GNU's Not UNIX Image Manipulation Program (X = "CS")
GNU's Not UNICS Image Manipulation Program
GNU's Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU's Not UNIX is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU's Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program

Oh no.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

GTK:

GIMP ToolKit

GNU's Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program ToolKit

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The world may never know

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Make them write an essay about why they’re a good person deserving of love.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

As any maso sub I've talked to will say, that's true horror!

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Ok, I've actually figured out how to punish a masochist. The trick is to ignore them. They like pain and humiliation, so just deny them both.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Like pain and humiliation? Prepare for hugs and words of affirmation.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

... sorry to tell you but some people are into that as well

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I think I remember hearing that being locked away and ignored gets them too 🤔

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

So do I like speaking them

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

As a sadist I see this as a win-win.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

American Horror Story Season 1

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The kid is actually just really into madmax 2.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Is this a Balenciaga stock photo?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Can we not photoshop sexual paraphernalia onto children thx

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

It’s a meme made from a stock photo. Don’t take the high horse’s dick so deep, Mr. Hands.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This is a high quality insult and I'm going to steal it.

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