I asked how many airborne troops Israel had. They said that when their troops are ambushed they air drop new Israeli troops in. I said it sounds like you're just feeding Israeli troops to Hezbollah. And then Netanyahu started crying.

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Don't we have helldiver salute emojis somewhere?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

entire population of "israel" is gonna be ambushed in the bekaa valley at this rate

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

inshallah-script goku-halal

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zapp Brannigan tactics

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

You see, hezbollah has a preset kill limit

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

i don't think they managed to recover the semen either sad-boi

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Operations planned by a 19 year old brigadier general

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

The most senior officer they've got left!

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

I like to imagine their terror right before they died

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Hahaha get fucked

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

lol, lmao

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

History repeats, first as farce, then as farce