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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you're gonna need it.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

They love casting spells!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 17 hours ago

brb, calling up some Etsy witches...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

#I bet he sub bottoms ironically too

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Nono, go back to the first thing.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

As opposed to dom bottoms?

[–] oddpixel@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 hours ago

Hey, don't besmirch Don Bottoms! He's a good man just trying to keep his Labubu farm afloat during these difficult times...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

You jest but that's probably a thing.

Edit: searching yielded actual results so it's a thing.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I hate redundant pleonasms!

[–] oddpixel@lemmy.wtf 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I've always heard it as "topping from the bottom"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit! I'm hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

But I'll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It's all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

[–] python@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 22 hours ago

No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they've even pondered their orb.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I'm ready to begin casting all over.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 22 hours ago

All sorcery is gay sorcery, ahem

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 22 hours ago

Oh damn nuh uh no you did not

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 0 points 18 hours ago

He’s drawing his power from the magical land of Douchebaganda

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

Must have gone back in time as well. It's been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

He's going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.