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"If only our awesomely manly battlemagewartemplarfighters were allowed to [CW: SA]

spoilerr*pe and pillage
with impunity we would've won every single one of our stupid wars"

-Some barely sentient blob of protoplasm

Can the supervolcano under Yellowstone erupt already and delete these people

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wtf did the juggler do to you?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Juggla, juggla, don't fuck with tha juggla

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Great Milenko!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Beat me to it! rat-salute

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude's really bitter about the jevil-bounce fight in Deltarune? sans-shrug

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Bro couldn't get the jeviltail smh it's not even that hard

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

In my experience, the folks who talk about survival of the fittest and shit like that could rarely take a punch.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

CUT THE JUGGLER i-cant

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah dude we could totally have won Iraq and Afghanistan if we checks notes just killed even more people even more indiscriminately.

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Yeah I mean even going back to Korea the only thing the US hasn't done is nuking everything

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cutting the juggler

The title of my documentary about layoffs in a struggling circus.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

unwilling to take the cuffs off

I really wonder if this person is a boomer and they’re just regurgitating Vietnam War apologia because they’re stuck in the past, or if they’re younger and have no clue where this rhetoric comes from, they’re just aping what they’ve heard without any understanding of the context.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I was trying to find that article about the US aircraft carrier group in Yemen, where the commander said that the soldiers were traumatized because they didn't expect anyone to shoot at them. Does anyone remember it?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay go off to fight the war then Mr. Badass

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We have to bring back the "Woah, we got a badass here" meme

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sorry pally, best I've got right now.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

When can we accept these people as the fascists they are? They think their nation superior in a way that makes indiscriminate murder a OK. That is fascism in a nutshell.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Does this person think every war campaign in history that was bogged down in a quagmire was because of woke? Did Napoleon get decimated in Russia due to woke?

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Germany was so woke they got wrecked by the USSR stalin-shining

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The funniest shit is that Nazis really thought that the Soviet Union was woke (well, they used other terms) and so it would be defeated much easier than the Russian Empire.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

There's that famous recording of Hitler being astonished by the production of tanks in the USSR too. They had thought that communists were incapable of making things because they thought communism doesn't work.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Don't siege Stalingrad, just take it

[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] naom3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Why is mr clean shirtless and juggling

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

cutting the juggler

Opinion discarded

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

sounds like an insane clown posse song

[–] 7toed@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

What else are you supposed to do what that mfer is tossing bowling pins in front of you?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not allowed to type what I think about this person

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

This one you could peck in the eyes

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

iran should use chemical weapons on burger troops

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Right this way sir barbara-pit

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

MFers didn't even wait 100 years. Habibi, we tried that and a bunch of people died. Then we got off the gold standard so we could just do things. Then millions of people kept dying and the nukes almost killed everyone and then Israel got made and that shit blew chunks.

The people who did that finished fighting and frame 1 made a bunch of rules about how the world should never do it like that again and now the weapons are WORSE. When the alternative is mutual assured destruction being a beta male cooperationcel is... le good!

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Wow our enemies should just nuke us then

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>Genocides millions in the Middle East

>USAian: The problem is we didn't kill more

wall

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I actually have a pet conspiracy theory that it’s part of a broader propaganda push, very deliberate, to eradicate the idea of the citizen-soldier and replace it with (what aspires to be, failing) a martial caste of sorts

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 month ago

By his own logic, he is asking to be taken out himself. Even God must be astonished by the level of cognitive dissonance from the MAGAT filth.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

"The goal isn't about what you get when the war is over, it's just about killing as much of them as you can.

"War is a continuation of sadism by other means."

-these people