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"If only our awesomely manly battlemagewartemplarfighters were allowed to [CW: SA]

spoilerr*pe and pillage
with impunity we would've won every single one of our stupid wars"

-Some barely sentient blob of protoplasm

Can the supervolcano under Yellowstone erupt already and delete these people

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[–] Soot@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

>Genocides millions in the Middle East

>USAian: The problem is we didn't kill more

wall

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

I actually have a pet conspiracy theory that it’s part of a broader propaganda push, very deliberate, to eradicate the idea of the citizen-soldier and replace it with (what aspires to be, failing) a martial caste of sorts

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 17 points 8 hours ago

Don't siege Stalingrad, just take it

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

cutting the juggler

Opinion discarded

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 15 points 9 hours ago

sounds like an insane clown posse song

[–] 7toed@midwest.social 10 points 9 hours ago

What else are you supposed to do what that mfer is tossing bowling pins in front of you?

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 20 points 11 hours ago

When can we accept these people as the fascists they are? They think their nation superior in a way that makes indiscriminate murder a OK. That is fascism in a nutshell.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Does this person think every war campaign in history that was bogged down in a quagmire was because of woke? Did Napoleon get decimated in Russia due to woke?

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Germany was so woke they got wrecked by the USSR stalin-shining

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

The funniest shit is that Nazis really thought that the Soviet Union was woke (well, they used other terms) and so it would be defeated much easier than the Russian Empire.

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 8 points 9 hours ago

By his own logic, he is asking to be taken out himself. Even God must be astonished by the level of cognitive dissonance from the MAGAT filth.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago

MFers didn't even wait 100 years. Habibi, we tried that and a bunch of people died. Then we got off the gold standard so we could just do things. Then millions of people kept dying and the nukes almost killed everyone and then Israel got made and that shit blew chunks.

The people who did that finished fighting and frame 1 made a bunch of rules about how the world should never do it like that again and now the weapons are WORSE. When the alternative is mutual assured destruction being a beta male cooperationcel is... le good!

[–] rentasintorn@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I read some of Kill Anything that Moves recently, and it's wild that anyone thinks this. Like, the U$ military has been performing at max barbarity for it's entire existence. It's a warcrime smorgasboard. The gloves have never been on.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Every single American war has been started by guys exactly like this that think they can use maximum violence to quickly and decisively win.

"Don't siege Leningrad, take it"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I still can't believe that guy

The most Hearts of Iron brained man ever

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Nazis literally tried to do as he wanted, but were unable to do it!

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

cutting the juggler

The title of my documentary about layoffs in a struggling circus.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 12 hours ago

unwilling to take the cuffs off

I really wonder if this person is a boomer and they’re just regurgitating Vietnam War apologia because they’re stuck in the past, or if they’re younger and have no clue where this rhetoric comes from, they’re just aping what they’ve heard without any understanding of the context.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah dude we could totally have won Iraq and Afghanistan if we checks notes just killed even more people even more indiscriminately.

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 23 points 12 hours ago

Yeah I mean even going back to Korea the only thing the US hasn't done is nuking everything

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 36 points 14 hours ago

In my experience, the folks who talk about survival of the fittest and shit like that could rarely take a punch.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago

I was trying to find that article about the US aircraft carrier group in Yemen, where the commander said that the soldiers were traumatized because they didn't expect anyone to shoot at them. Does anyone remember it?

[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] naom3@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

Why is mr clean shirtless and juggling

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

wtf did the juggler do to you?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 32 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Juggla, juggla, don't fuck with tha juggla

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

Great Milenko!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

Beat me to it! rat-salute

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dude's really bitter about the jevil-bounce fight in Deltarune? sans-shrug

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

Bro couldn't get the jeviltail smh it's not even that hard

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 36 points 15 hours ago

CUT THE JUGGLER i-cant

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

Wow our enemies should just nuke us then

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago

Right this way sir barbara-pit

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago

iran should use chemical weapons on burger troops

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Okay go off to fight the war then Mr. Badass

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

We have to bring back the "Woah, we got a badass here" meme

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

sorry pally, best I've got right now.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not allowed to type what I think about this person

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

This one you could peck in the eyes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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