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[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

A beer in a long glass is a little gay, especially if it's not a lager. A pint glass is straight, a mug is butch, and a coupe glass is fem coded.

Orange wine is a little gay, as long as it's not Georgian.

Follow me for more alcohol-based sexual spectrum musings.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

Convertables.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

Eye contact.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A three-way.

If there's a honey in the middle, there's some leeway.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

If you think about the balls touching

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Dancing tip to tip

[–] sunshinesoul@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Pete Buttigieg, Kyrsten Sinema, Lindsey Graham - rank them by gayness.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 19 hours ago

When you're either walking with someone, or in a group and you stop and wait because someone else has stopped to tie their laces

[–] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago
[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Eating BBQ is slightly gay

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Eating corn the long way

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago

Black and white cow spot pajamas

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Competitive hot dog eating contests

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

People had to know about the village people at the time right?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Being straight is only a little gay

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen how straight guys interact with each other. Being straight is VERY gay.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Shhh don't tell the straights though I was trying to keep it a secret

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Trying to get someone banned for using the M-slur

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

Kissing your bro's boo boo when he scrapes his knee.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

Anyone who get their fire extinguishers annually certified

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

when hands accidentally touch and you don't pull away

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago