When's my handjob?
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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Why's my handjob?
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Wish I hadn't read the full page and found out about a dolphin's suicide... They ran out of funding and let the dolphin's living conditions deteriorate
Lovatt stayed on the island and married a photographer who had photographed their research. They later moved back into the Dolphinarium and converted it into a family home.
You think she ever made her spouse dress up as a dolphin?
Only for hand jobs.
Worth it.
Oh my stars
Indeed.
After LSD was made illegal this guy was disgraced and became a laughing stock. He got so depressed that he invented doing ketamine in the sensory deprivation tank where he would repeatedly k hole to learn about the secrets of the universe.
Two dualing forces who's contradictions hold all of reality in balance. Solid State Intelligence, SSI, cold, robotic, still, from the vacuum of space they seek to integrate all material into their computer matrix. On the other side ECCO, the Earth Coincidence Control Office, who's psychic powers derive from the oceans and organic matter. They organize 'coincidences' that involve unwitting life forms in their plans to spread and preserve organic life
Direct line straight from giving LSD to dolphins to Ecco the Dolphin video games