Let's find the tree that fell on him
For reasons
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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Let's find the tree that fell on him
For reasons
to turn in Homer's Wonderbat? and then use it to [REDACTED]

i have been trying to spread the rumor that he just jogged right into the tree because he was playing "chicken" with it and Real Texans™ don't give way.
it doesn't need to be the same tree but it would be funnier if it was.
Sometimes the universe has to be nudged towards the right outcome