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[CW Ableism] I'm sorry, this feels like a Cumtown bit. (hexbear.net)
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Let's find the tree that fell on him

For reasons

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

to turn in Homer's Wonderbat? and then use it to [REDACTED]

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it doesn't need to be the same tree but it would be funnier if it was.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Sometimes the universe has to be nudged towards the right outcome

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

i have been trying to spread the rumor that he just jogged right into the tree because he was playing "chicken" with it and Real Texans™ don't give way.