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This legislation isn't aimed at porn production or distributors, they know that's impractical. They're mainly criminalising individuals for "possession" which can include simply seeing it online.

The real issue is all this law will do (and I can only assume is intended to do) is enable police to arbitrarily imprison people with an incredibly low bar of evidence (e.g. claiming they viewed the pornhub front page, or saw a post on Reddit). It just enables further police-state clamp down and extremely easy targeting of political enemies and 'troublemakers'.

You got a loicense for that offputting but somehow still mainstream wankslop?

Pornographic depictions of getting stuck in a washing machine will remain legal, but will require a new permitting process.

Oh no! What are all those poor girls going to do when they stuck in their household appliances?

They do know it's just pretend, right? It's absurd to make pretend things a crime.

In fact, in the UK, around half of all sexual abuse cases against children are perpetrated by step parents, yet the depiction of this type of pornography allows porn companies to profit from content that depicts something which is utterly illegal in the UK."

I for one can't wait until all films and books only contain stories where all characters strictly adhere to the law.

gambling destroying poorer families and increasing gender violence

weird fantasies lonely people get into

(i'm using gambling as a contrast, as it was typical moral panic of the early 20th century, and cuts same across christian morality, somehow the first is never entertained)

so basically there will be an office where people spend all day reviewing porn to determine if it violates the law?

I genuinely wish there was an effective ban on "barely legal"/schoolgirl stuff being put on big platforms* because it's literally just simulating pedophilia and sometimes gets used to smuggle in csam on a false pretext about the victim's age, but somehow I doubt this legislation on nonce island is really interested in stopping any of that.

*I'm not interested in arguing about what you personally like to do in private. If you can't recognize that this shit being blasted on huge platforms encourages an attitude of sexualizing minors in broader society, then I don't know what to tell you. The core of its marketing, as we can see from the name, is literally its proximity to things that are rightfully illegal. But again, I must assume that this legislation has no interest in human welfare despite this.

The more interesting part of this is banning "barely legal" and schoolgirl stuff. Basically making roleplaying as a minor in porn illegal. This is already the law in Canada, where Aylo (the company that owns Pornhub among many others) is headquartered, and I'm sure we all know how well it is enforced.

Ban the biggest incest family (royals) first please

first they came for stepcest and i said nothing because i don't care

Bring back the humble pizza man meets lonely woman ordering an extra large sausage!

What aren't you doing, stepbro

Look just don’t let them find out about my particular niche of porn and we’ll be fine

What other type of porn is there?!

Which kinds of "i cant believe its not incest" stuff does this include. Is clonecest illegal? Time travel and other kinds of self-cest? What if they dont know theyre related and its a twist, or they think theyre related but arent?

can we ban landlord porn? because fuck that shit

This is outrageous! It's unfair!

The obvious solution to porn is veganism.

Porn using real people? Banned

Porn without real people (aka drawings or sculptures etc)? Allowed

Just like it is not ok to subject animals to humiliating and painful conditions (which exist in the porn industry), while we can all agree that plants don't deserve rights.

(Maybe I will be hounded by future comrades living in a world where nutrients are synthesised from chemicals who will think I'm an anti-plant chauvinist)

Don't the people have bigger problems right now? 😆