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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've never met a perverted woman, personally. I'm sure they must exist, though.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I dated a woman who wanted to have a three way with me and another woman within a week of meeting me.

they exist.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

They exist. I have dated/met a few. One I was dating was convinced that every person had some sort of kink and she was looking for all of them. Really fun for a few months.

Nothing wrong with a person comfortable with themselves.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Go to a bookstore, you'll find several

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Librarians are next level freaks. I will not be taking questions.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 0 points 20 hours ago

Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell...

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, those who can't seem to understand women can be perverts too are the controversial ones. You're good.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh idk. While I'd love for that to be the case (and it ought to be) people criticizing women for sexualizing themselves still do not face the same kind of social shaming as the women engaging in consensual sexual behaviour.

As a perverted woman myself, there is more pressure on women to be obsequious, modest, and quiet about our sexuality by the majority of society. That being said, it's a lot better than it used to be regarding female sexual empowerment, but society still has trouble grasping the idea that a woman might want to be sexualized on her terms, thus it is stil pretty political.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So uh…what are some of your perversions?

Asking for a science friend.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

At the risk of being found out by someone who knows me, all I'm gonna tell you is I'm ✨️depraved✨️

That's all u get

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 11 hours ago

Lol. Well that's great!

Women are the biggest pervs, lol, have you seen what they read? 😅 Men are usually more simple in their desires, but they're just always running in the background, pushing us to seek variety.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only thing better than having a perverted girlfriend is having a pervert for a wife.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Mostly because of my selfish perverted wife who won't share me. But also because I have only enough room in my head for one romantic partner at a time.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The only kind of politics I like in my shitpost comm

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I really want a good way to vocalize this to the people who think the “Pro-Woman” crowd means inherently being “Anti-Pervert”. Everything is always one or the other to these people. Meanwhile the LGBT world, as well as the furry world, is super pro-perversion.

Thus we have the worst, stupidest, loosest definition of the word “woke”, that these people live by.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Please don't stop, its a nice break between all the actual political posts. I appreciate your posts even if I can't relate to them at all 😭

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Women who are perverts are my tribe, the nastier the better.

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

(You may want to check out !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone. It's quite the haven of femme hornyposting.)

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 6 points 1 day ago

https://goodreads.com/book/show/49682914.The_Subtle_Art_of_Not_Giving_a_Fuck

there are so many things in the world those people could lash out about, instead of trying to bully someone who's making them salty because reasons. tell haters to go fuck themselves and go on about your day

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago