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'Why is the US bombing Iran?' has got to be one of the most searched prompts on google these past few days. And the closest thing to a current answer you will find is "We attacked them because they were going to have nukes and then use them on us, it's self-defense." - There is a lack of evidence for this claim btw.

That is like as if you invade someone's home, shoot and kill them and your defense in court for it is, "Your honour, I had to do it because I had suspicions they were going to adopt a guard dog and then use that guard dog to attack me while I was walking down the street!"

Blatant, mask-off imperialism. How anyone can continue to view America and Israel on the right side of history baffles me.

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[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

*We attacked them because they were going to have nukes and then use them on us, it's self-defense." - There is a lack of evidence for this claim btw.

That is like as if you invade someone's home, shoot and kill them and your defense in court for it is, "Your honour, I had to do it because I had suspicions they were going to adopt a guard dog and then use that guard dog to attack me while I was walking down the street!"*

This reminds me of when Varg Vikernes was convicted of killing Euronymous. He literally turned up at Euronymous' flat, chased him with a knife and stabbed him 23 times. His defence was "Someone told me he was going to kidnap me, and torture me to death, so it was self defence!"

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Well, never heard of this and that just sent me down a bit of a wikipedia rabbit hole lol. It's an even more fitting simile to what is going in with US-Israel and Iran considering that this Varg guy is a far-right lunatic with weird religious beliefs.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't forget the half-assed "Iran killed 80 million protestors and suddenly we care deeply about people protesting the government...in a country where we kill and maim protestors"

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

in a country where we kill and maim protestors

the US always did that, but also we made the extra effort to constantly remind everyone we kill and maim protestors in the last year.

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[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

"and that's why we made sure to kill 150 school girls in our opening salvo"

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Marco Rubio literally explained why the US attacked Iran. He said that Israel was gonna attack Iran, and Iran was gonna retaliate against Israel and US military bases. So the US had to attack Iran first. Because Israel was gonna attack them. And it was gonna make Iran mad. So the US had to attack it…. And ……. Yeah

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah bad luck we just happened to have that fleet over there

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why did Iran build their country so close to all those US military bases?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What military bases? I don't see any military bases

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

they've been refurbished recently

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Logically, the real option would be to stop Israel then, so even that doesn't hold up.

Israel found one of the lost scriptures and actually Iran was promised to them 3000 years ago. How convenient that it was actually in Netanyahu's house the whole time!

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How anyone can continue to view America and Israel on the right side of history baffles me.

by being white supremacist

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

the other justifications are just euphemistic reformulations of white supremacy, like Rubio talking about "western civilization" or any of the "greatest country on Earth" shit

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kidnapping maduro made the US-Israel coalition think they are invincible and can just do whatever.

They got high on "OPERATION EPIC FURRY" .

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe you mean "Operation: Epstein's Fury"

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What was Epstein's fursona, anyway?

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Something from FNAF, apparently

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They used to say the enemy has WMDs, now they just say the enemy might get WMDs someday

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

If wanting nukes warrants an attack then, shucks, president xi I have been very very naughty.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago (6 children)

nah, they have a very well oiled justification: iran is evil. that's it. that's ultimately what it all boils down to.

[–] pongo1231@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't even claim to bring democracy to Iran, their most likely candidate is the fucking Shah

Ironically my friend misspoke the other day and told me that Israel just killed the Shah of Iran. The times have been so nuts that I didn't even assume they were mistaken and mentally spun out trying to come up with a reason why Israel and America would kill both the ayetullah and the shah on the same day.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

yeah, cuck schumer said some shit earlier about iran being america's oldest enemy. scolding trump for not having a public debate about doing the baby killing but implicitly agreeing with the principle of the thing. classic democrat shit.

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[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That might work on some of the smooth-brain, diehard MAGA cultists but it is not even close enough to convince the general public in the US and internationally.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

eh, the rest of the west will both sides a bit and then fall in line. like this: "yes, this was poorly thought out and congress didnt approve it, but i'm glad we're bombing iran, they're evil"

and then years later they'll say it was stupid and wrong while they do nothing about the current atrocity.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and say "yes the war was bad, but the Ayatollah was evil!"

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this guy looks scary! khomeini

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The shorthand I always use is that they attacked Iran because they're bored. I haven't tried it because I've really disengaged from arguing. But I think, if someone engages with the idea and tries to explain a justification, you could get a lot of frustration and onlooker approval by doubling down on "it's only happening now because Epstein died and they have nothing to do."

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think boredom is part of it, before invading Venezuela, Trump was all bark, no bite, sat in charge of a dying empire and looked miserable. Now he can at least say that he is doing something I guess. But he is still in charge of a dying empire and miserable lol.

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

The dying empire is alternating years between imperialism and imperial boomerang. 2027 will be back to boomerang.

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Their current line seems to be that "Iran has been at war with us for 47 years" and also that somehow they were going to reach a critical mass of missiles and become too powerful (Rubio said this, I think)

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

From last year: https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-war-hawks-arent-even-trying-to-persuade-us-anymore

The United States is at war with Iran. On Saturday night, President Donald Trump announced that U.S. warplanes had struck three nuclear sites in Iran and suggested more strikes might be ahead. The next day, he began calling for “regime change.” Despite Trump’s attempts to posture as a peacemaker, it was an escalation many of us knew was coming. Neoconservatives have been chasing the holy grail of war with Iran for decades, and at long last they got Trump to reach out his sweaty orange mitts and grab it for them. The most unsettling part is that it felt as if this outcome was always inevitable.

In recent weeks, there have been many comparisons made between the lead-up to this war and George W. Bush’s war in Iraq. In many ways, that comparison is apt. Iran is another oil-rich Middle Eastern country we’ve accused of building weapons of mass destruction based on flimsy or nonexistent evidence. And yet there is one key difference. In order to carry out the Iraq War—which ended up being the worst crime of the 21st century, leaving the region in tatters and more than half a million dead—the Bush administration undertook a mammoth effort to manufacture consent from the public. Despite tens of millions still marching in protest, it worked. At the dawn of Operation Iraqi Freedom, 72 percent of Americans supported the invasion, according to a Gallup poll. Trump’s war, on the other hand, is deeply unpopular, but he has made far less of an effort to persuade skeptics. Without strong anti-war institutions to oppose him, he may believe he doesn’t need to.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Iran was promised to Israel 3,000 years ago

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

They keep repeating shit about being at war with them for 47 years or whatever. They're so halfassing it.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Blatant, mask-off imperialism.

Honestly I don't even know what the imperialist reason for this war is.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

iran's the last major country standing in the way of total western domination of the middle east. it's also the one that got away.

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