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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 145 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Read that as "Nonsexual dominance is ISO 33333" and thought: "Damn, there's an International Standard for everything, isn't there?"

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Sadly there is a ton of different national standards too and even those arent always used. Like can we please use the german standard layout for business letters DIN 5008:2020

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Spotted the German

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe you mean DIN5008.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Standard names are also standardized.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Yeah and you have to pay like 100€ for all of em, fucking ridiculous.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I somehow read "Nonconsensual dominance" and was a bit worried.

Nonconsensual dominance

Also a parent

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

There's one for anal sex toys, so yeah

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Boot it with DaemonTools

I don't have Daddy issues, I have issues with my father. My relationship with my Daddy is fantastic.

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

You fool! Nonsexual dominance is sexual if it turns me on >:3

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To each their own I suppose. Personally I've only met women that liked points 2 through 4. Is worrying about her getting enough sleep or eating well considered dominant?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Who said anything about women?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Go to bed and eat your vegetables, but not in bed, no food in bed except carrots that you don't intend to eat.