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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 152 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] texture@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

came here to make a silly comment. i can see im not needed here.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 134 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She is a dangerous type of white person.

We call them Karen

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 month ago

That just means your meal was freshly picked from the burrito tree. Geesh, some people…

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I can't bay leaf that happened to her.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This thread is just going to be peppered with puns now.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ain't nobody got thyme for that.

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[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Don't have to be salty about it.

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I worked with a dude who loved "ramen" but had never had it from a restaurant. He didn't seem like he knew how to cook particularly well, and I'm not sure if he'd ever even left the suburbs he was born in.

One day he was talking about how excited he was to go to a real ramen shop over the weekend. So next time I see him I asked how it went. He sighed and said he got a veggie ramen because he found out the meat ones were "made with bone" and he was grossed out by it. I could only say "of course, that's how you make good soup." Then I had to explain how you make stock or split pea with ham soup, etc. I think I ruined soup for him.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Man, just wait until someone tells her where the rest of food comes from

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (9 children)

The cook really should be picking the bay leaves out. No one wants to eat a bay leaf.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They probably do, but finding them all every single time is almost impossible. I know I've had a few pop up in my own food over the years.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The saddest part to me is how little more and more people know about cooking. Each generation seems to know less and less about the basics and rely more and more on fast food and restaurants to survive.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

In Brazil's version of the Shark Tank TV show, they sometimes call for guest "sharks" to show up besides the regular hosts. Once, the founder of China in Box, Brazil's largest Chinese fast food chain (and one of the first in general) was there.

So the participant shows up and his pitch was a device he invented for peeling garlic faster at home. It's basically a blender motor, but with attachments to vibrate the garlic against the container rather than cut through it, so the skin peels off and the garlic is ready for usage. After the pitch, of course, they ask the hosts if they want to invest into their company.

So this guy says "oh no, no way I'm investing into that, it's a kitchen appliance - in ten years, nobody will have a kitchen in their homes, they'll use delivery apps for every meal, they won't ever need any cooking apparatus"

And honestly his comments still fill me with rage every single time.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I wouldn't invest in that because all you need to do is smash a clove with a knife and the skin falls right off, but I see what you mean.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 month ago

If you need to peel a bunch of cloves, put them in a small mason jar and shake the shit out of it.

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[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What are you talking about? Every generation in the US knows more about food than the ones before.

Boomers were raised on canned/frozen nonsense and basically had no variety. Their vegetables were underseasoned and overcooked. Their pickiness about cuts of meat left many delicious parts of the animals underappreciated scraps. They knew each fruit as basically one cultivar, like how all apples were the utterly mediocre red delicious. Even their bread was boring.

Their restaurant scene was pathetic, with Italian American food representing the pinnacle of exotic cuisine. Any immigrant opening a restaurant for American diners would have to carefully water down their traditions to fit American tastes and the American supply chain.

No thank you, I'd never travel back in time to eat or cook the way people did 50 years ago. Food is better now, and it's largely because today's cooks and diners know way more about food than people did back then.

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[–] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (20 children)

Guess this person is unfamiliar with seasoning and the fact that bay leaves are used for flavor.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can't they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree?

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[–] HollowedFleshwalker@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Complaining will not keep future leaves at Bay.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

While I support the message of never eating at Chipotle again, she's doing it for the wrong reasons.

I don't eat at Chipotle because they were bought by private equity and subsequently enshittified to further enrich someone who already had more wealth than could be spent in a lifetime.

She doesn't eat at Chipotle because she found a bayleaf in her burrito bowl...

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel

[–] quotequack@lemmy.quotequack.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Leaf on top

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's where food comes from - trees, bushes, grasses, dirt.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This chode sucks down ultra processed meat and is concerned about a leaf?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Since when is chipotle ultra processed? Can we be a littler more responsible about how we talk about things so that we don't make the fight harder since just convincing people that ultra processed food is shitty.

Not if everything is the max then there it's all just noise that's gets harder and harder not to just dismiss

It's just hilarious they don't understand a bay leaf, but as Randal said that one time, they are one of today's 10,000

Finding out how things get flavoured is a great learning experience when you are 5 or going on 85

Can we be a little more compassionate and kind to each other, even the people that will never see us or know how we respond. Just makes you a more pleasant and wonderful person

Edit: I'm in Canada and chipotle is relatively new so perhaps there are giant regional differences that I'm not aware of?

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[–] ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (23 children)

Who the fuck uses bay leaves in Mexican food?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Apparently it is common in Mexico itself. I had to look it up because I was also incredulous at using a bay leaf in a burrito.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 month ago

People who know how to cook? 😆

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Birria? Rice? Caldos?

WTF do you mean who uses leaves in Mexican food?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago
[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

There's literally a species of laurel native to Mexico that indigenous Americans used in their food for thousands of years.

Bay leaves come from various plants and are used for their distinctive flavour and fragrance. The most common source is the bay laurel (Laurus nobilis). Other types include California bay laurel, Indian bay leaf, West Indian bay laurel, and Mexican bay laurel.

[–] RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

Every good pot of Mexican beans has bay leaves in it.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was curious, here is what I found: "We use bay leaves to add a subtle depth of flavor to dishes like our beans, rice, Barbacoa, and Carnitas." - this was off a reddit post, so who knows.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Imagine now knowing what a bay leaf is. I have to assume this is just a rage bait post.

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[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

In fairness, I’m not sure anyone knows if bay leaves even do anything.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

my person, it absolutely does i love them very much, they are one of my favourite spices

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... what?

Make a dish twice, once without the bay leaf. There is an obvious difference. It's fine to not like the taste of any particular spice but saying there is none is sort of crazy?

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Wait til she finds the bird meat in her chicken bowl or that they served her food on paper and metal

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

have you ever had bay leaves from a shoe?

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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