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[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 155 points 11 months ago

record scratch

You're probably wondering how I got here.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
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[-] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black's "if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

It doesn't make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn't have the context to know if that's the right explanation, so while you're driving to work and going about your day it's still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

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[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

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[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 51 points 11 months ago

Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 11 months ago

As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

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[-] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 47 points 11 months ago

That litter box should have been changed a while ago. Poor cat

[-] Aaroncvx@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 8 points 11 months ago

As funny as this is, I concur. Also... why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat

But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Idk.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hmm it's possible but I'd think a cat would easily be able to stay on its feet if the top was pushed off. But losing its balance and ending up like that also doesn't make sense to me.

My guess is the picture taker gave the cat some kind of jump scare (which tbf could involve pushing on the top) and had the camera ready.

Though if that is the case, the joke might be on them because that cat might look for new places to do its business now that the litter box isn't safe.

Edit: looked again at the pic and I see that this might be a box where the cat stands on top of the part that fell rather than that being like the top of a "cave" like I had at first assumed. That makes both the cases I didn't think very likely much more likely and my own guess less likely.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

"Politician interact with voters after election"

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)

[-] great_site_not@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 34 points 11 months ago

The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat's owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Kinda' looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.

Why it'd put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though... The before picture was probably funny, too.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm sick, and I might die from laughing.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Cat-Ass-Trophy (say it fast)

[-] Smytty@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Looks like a Renaissance statue.

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[-] randallchua@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

This one is acceptable for cross posting actually

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

It speaks for itself, honestly.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is your opossum ok?

Also, this would belong to !pissposting@lemmy.world

[-] appel@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

This is a work of art

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

You can title "cat" and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it's also not surprising at all.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Weeeeeeeeeee!

[-] ansis@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I believe he's spreading it

[-] mtchristo@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

All hail the cat fountain

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Cool trickshot

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago
[-] ExhaustedFromKids@lemmings.world 9 points 11 months ago

“Purrfection”

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago

Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 11 months ago

The world rn

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 25 points 11 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] catworm@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Midstream fall.

[-] xan1242@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The fountain of life

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"Pissing myself laughing" MFs be like

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I bet that smells terrific.

[-] Spoilt@jlai.lu 6 points 11 months ago

Catteken-Pis

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
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